[bombing]

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

[maxkirin]

me: i hate clichés

author: the title of the novel and the final line are one and the same

me, losing my shit: the title of the novel and the final line are one and the same

[foolblue]

me: i hate cliché

author: the starting line of the novel and final line are one and the same

me, fucking sobbing: the starting line of the novel and final line are one and the same

[thatdiva]

[larval-tear]

[gluten-free-pussy]

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

[gluten-free-pussy]

Just to add because some messaged me saying that I was being a nosey bitch: so a woman who used to go to my gym (and my same university. Like I used to see her at my job and on campus) actually went missing not far from my intersection (literally a 5 min walk away from the major intersection) on may 10 and they found her body literally last week (June 19). Everyone has been on high alert lately so when I saw this random dude talking to this little girl, my brain immediately went into defence panic mode. So yeah call me nosey if you want

[parttimepup]

This world could use more nosey b*tches.

[cocksmasher69]

I’ll stop being a nosey bitch when males stop being predators

[monarda-fistulosa-deactivated20]

Always be a nosy bitch where young girls are concerned. Always be a nosy bitch where creepy old men are concerned

[ruby-white-rabbit]

His first reaction was to go on the defensive and ask if she was a cop. HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD AND KNEW IT. That girl he was talking to was 12. TWELVE.

Be a nosey bitch til the day you die. No regrets.

[clonesdreamgirl]

Reminder, BE A NOSEY BITCH

[the-angry-tired-lesbian-bitch]

Ok so a few things to remember this pride

Watch your drinks. If your drink tastes really salty, go to a medical tent because there is a good chance that someone has tried to roofie you. Find People you trust and tell them

While pride is open to everyone, it is not for everyone. It is for LGBT+ people.

Don’t fetishize over LGBT+ people. It’s gross and weird

Pride was started by a bisexual black trans woman, Martha p Johnson. Remember her. Remember what she did

The first pride was a riot

That being said, while I will never be anywhere close to as brave as Marsha was, I will not hesitate to throw hands at homophobes/transphobes/biphobes/aphobes/etc

Asexuals/ aromantics belong in the community

Look after yourself , and please be careful

Love from, your friendly neighborhood lesbian

[browsedankmemes]

I have found my people via /r/memes https://ift.tt/30SsuQv

[tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202]

[coolthingoftheday]

[coolthingoftheday]

“Who gives a shit about your genitals you have a fucking dragon.”

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[porterr-robinson]

[partialbirthabortion]

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

[randomslasher]

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure. 

[ulibeanzz]

if someone is acting “weird” in public i need you to take a step back and ask yourself if they actually pose a threat to you or if you’re making racist classist ableist snap judgments against the statistically most vulnerable people in our communities

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[angrybisexuals]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mysharona1987]

[dennator25]