yeehaw

[navigatorwrongway]

This is going to fucking suck but I will not do my enemies’ work for them. I will not just roll over and fucking die.

[newyorksirens]

sirens protecting their top line and no defenders, and the only team to not protect a goalie iktr #MyDogshitTeam

[newyorksirens]

didn't realize I had loaned my costume to our team leadership guys sorry about that

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 2 hours

[orteil42]

do you know how much of a letdown it was to grow up smelling the aged whiskey in my grandpa's pantry. the wine in my parents' dinner glasses. the anise liquor on summer evenings. and finally being of drinking age and finding out it all kinda just tastes like car exhaust

[sheepshot]

[lilywhiteandburgundyandblue]

if you watch sports long enough you start to believe in things like curses

[aboutyoutoo]

yknow jane austen really wrote one of the most important sentences in romance ever when she pulled out "if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more" cause that concept has been the overarching thesis of so many of the best romances in storytelling ever. it's so succinct it's so perfect.

[bannertanks]

[oneheadtoanother]

[fudemushi]

If you met someone with the same last name as you, how surprised would you be?

Not at all, it's very common

A little surprised, but wouldn't immediately assume a connection

I would be surprised and assume there was some relation

I would be very surprised that I *hadn't* met this person, we must be related

Does anyone else with this last name even exist?

Voting ended onJun 3

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[omegaversereloaded]

Has anyone thought of putting 80s music in a movie

[jeniferprince]

I've got a crush on you 💘

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[handsmotif]

atheists call it project hail darwin

[competentwoman]

agnostics call it project hail maybe