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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@drowningwalrus
why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts ladies as well?
like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steel ??? diamonds ??
penis people
Yeah honey not all people with penises are male
yeah but using ‘penis people’ just sounds so funny it makes people who have penises sound like some obscure mountain tribe that live in penis huts or something
penis huts
pizza hut’s lesser known cousin
pancakes are made of eggs omfg
Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken
Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.
I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.
All birds eat eggs. They’ll eat their own eggs. They think that egg isn’t gonna make it? Gobble. Mom low on calcium? Gobble gobble. Egg hatched? Delicious shell.
Next time you’re at a pet store, grab a bag of bird “seed/pellet mix”. Half of them are egg food.
love games! im bad at each and every single one of them
I’ll have the lobster
aunt played that long con
“how’s the semester going?”
ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes
chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies
Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…
there are no in betweens
“our work should equip the next generation of women to outdo us in every field this is the legacy we’ll leave.”
i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time
my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba
Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.
Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.
And your tuba
best damn grandmother ever
Over the years we've had a variety of odd pairs
We have a frog and a pig
a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman
a donkey and a dragon
a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn
these two
and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub
But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie
