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Yaoi is not complete without radical left-wing political philosophy
“You here it here folks! This is the begining of the end for your favourite space bounty hunters. But worry not, good things come to those w
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Season 2!!!!
Commission of @drpotterhead‘s DnD OC Xavier Debonair.
This was such a fun and unique design to work on! You can learn more about him and his story in the Real Fantasy Encounters Podcast! They’re also on Spotify, Podbean, and itunes!
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Season 2!!!!
Formal Events Get Better! ft. HRT
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Captain Riley, Rufus Kilpatrick, and Xavier Debonair are the crew of the Dragons Wings, an unlicensed bounty hunting ship taking on contract
I’m not beyond a bit a shameless self promotion guys. Woops. If you’re looking for a way to spend the afternoon, or fill up time between traffic jams, give our fantastic Aussie podcast a listen. We just do this for shits and gigs but I’d love for people to give it a shot. We have some Wicked gags, and even better music! You can listen to us on Spotify, iTunes, Podbean, Twitter, Facebook, and our website!
Fan of mortally questionable bounty hunters, socially awkward adults, and too many puns to fly a starship through? How about you kick your feet up and fly along with the crew of the Dragon’s Wings in a space opera for the ages!
describe the d&d campaign you’re in right now in the shittiest way possible
right now mine are:
-The Gang Loses A Baby
-Fighting Eldritch Gods With The Power Of Women In STEM Fields
- Gotta collect. Gotta destroy.
- Evil ladies want to destroy the patriarchy.
- Edging the Rod of Completion w/ genetic rejects
- Honest Bounty Hunters in Space
- FOR THE MILITIA!
- If Inkheart starred monster murder hobos
Windex isn’t carbonated
But….. the scent………………
They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity
me: hey how long is this thing going to last
someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook
me: hah
me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)
me: hey how long will this take
someone: oh like twenty minutes
me: ok
*an hour later*
me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*
someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby
me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*
someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]
me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?
someone: oh we’re doing it right now
me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?
I need professional help 🔥❤💀❤🔥 And a job #aesthetic #meme #skull #pastel #killme #flowercrown #pastelgoth #kpop
I need professional help 🔥❤💀❤🔥 And a job
I felt the incredible power of that simple caress burn through my trembling lips before it sank down into the very depths of my being, ready to nestle comfortably there until the end of time itself.
Star Sirens: The Captain’s Descent
Captains Personal Log – Stardate 24.16-408
I write this sitting at the kitchen sink…it’s more of a dish disposal unit but that is hardly the point. It’s the tenth month into deep space explorations and I am starting to wonder if everyone was wrong; that our sensors were faulty, that there isn’t anything at the end of deep space, simply because it doesn’t end. The endless black silence is mind-numbing. I no longer know who I am talking to when I talk to myself.
I get so many answers in reply.
At first I was fine. Then I was angry, then sad. Now...I am simply confused. I hear things and see things that my sensors don’t pick up. I don’t trust my eyes anymore. My ship sees for me. Hears for me. It does everything for me. My ship is my home and my family and me. We are one. We have been alone for far too long. We can’t go back now. Fuel supplies are low. Engines are set to periodically stop cold every few weeks to conserve fuel. It hasn’t done us much good. They said I would have found something by now. We haven’t.
We’re going to die alone in the black.
Star Sirens: The Origin Story
For millennia mankind has been consumed by tales spun by wordsmiths. Stories of never ending skies, daring sword fights, and fearsome beasts – these are the things that have captivated our minds for generations. But there is nothing more illustrious than tales of those with scales. Stories of creatures too fantastic to be lurking even in the depths of the pitch black ocean. Humanity has always feared the dark, not because of the absence of light, no; it is because of the limitless, unimaginable things that lurk within the fathomless black. Demons that dwell amongst the nebula and all the space between; those beautiful, deadly creatures are just one of those things. Creatures as black as empty space, with scales that glitter brighter and deadlier than the stars they swim in, it is them we must fear. The Star Sirens. All legends and myths have their origins; nevertheless we pray that the Star Sirens are nothing but fable. As fables shift and merge over the years, so does our belief in the creatures. However when there is a story, a lone tale standing stronghold against the ever shifting rumours one has to wonder at the truth behind silver spun words. It was once said that a lone captain, one of the first to ever dare step into what we now call deep space, was the first Terran to ever encounter the Star Sirens. That on the edge of space the Mad Captain found The Collective – the home of the Star Sirens. This story is the first known contact between mankind and the Star Sirens, between explorers and one of spaces most feared rumours. The tale of a once bright, young intrepid explorer just waiting to make his mark on the universe. This is the Origin Story. The Captain was an explorer, a man with nothing but his ship and silent stardust on his trail. He spent many years mapping the cosmos, exploring worlds and stars alike, encountering many races. Eventually he reached the beginnings of deep space. The void, with its sickening horizon of black emptiness, its tendrils of hopelessness grasping all that dare draw near. However the Captain was not deterred. He wanted nothing more than to prove himself, for his name to be immortalised in the stars for all future generations to see. To be the first of mankind to dare step into the black was a challenge most glorious. The temptation was too much to bare. Many years passed in the void before the Captain encountered the first of the Star Sirens at the dawning of a new galaxy. Years travelling alone in the void of deep space, with nothing but endless silence for company, had left his sanity a topic of dispute for his cracked persona. No longer the intelligent and promising Captain who initially left Earth. No longer a man driven purely by his quest for glory, but someone entirely different. He could do nothing to deny the beauty before him. Like multi-coloured lights dancing through the black, The Collective shifted. Clouds of stardust compiled of every colour imaginable and more, spread out in all sizes glowing and humming in activity. They glowed like stars, and danced like the northern lights of Earth. This was the birth of the Mad Captain. The birth of the man who was ripped apart by beauty. Weeks the Mad Captain spent observing the clouds from a distance - mapping their routes, monitoring their colour fluctuations, trying to penetrate the outer layer of energy that stopped the scanners from delving deeper into the clouds. Nothing entered or left the conglomeration for the duration of his studies. It was only as he was contemplating leaving that the Mad Captain caught a glimpse, a shadow of a figure moving across the blackness towards one of the outer clouds. Before the words ‘sense’ or ‘reason’ could even leave his lips, the Mad Captain had boarded a shuttle pod wanting more than nothing to find the strange creature. The small craft slowly edged into the cloud, alarms ringing due to interference from the pulsing stardust. The Mad Captain paid it no mind, his sights set on the slowly drifting figure in front of him. It swam through the ever-changing stardust, propelled slowly and gracefully by its tail. While having met many strange species over the years, the Mad Captain had never been as enraptured as he was at this very moment, so much so that he did not even begin to notice the other shapes forming around the edges of his viewing screen. He wanted to embed every feature of this beautiful creature in his mind. Never once tearing his eyes away the Mad Captain began scanning the creature, enabling the transmission relay; automatically sending all information back to the mothership. What the Mad Captain did not take note of was the effects of the clouds on his systems. Little-to-no information would make it back to his ship uncorrupted by the strange waves emitted from the dust. Not wanting to scare the creature, the Mad Captain brought the ship to a dead stop, leaving only life support and his scanners running. His presence did not go unnoticed for long. The creature stopped, turned, and swam slowly up to the shuttle pod until it was just in front of the ship. The Mad Captain had never seen anything more beautiful. Shades of blue pigment as dark as the Earths night sky rolled across her skin like waves. Marbled skin tapered down to her hips merging into what could only be described as a tail. Translucent fins were thin and dangerously spiked at the tips; identical were those on her forearms, hips, spine, and shoulder blades. As she flicked her tail, her fins swayed like sheets in the afternoon breeze. Scales covered her tail where her fins did not. Dark grey discs glowed like the cloud, tapering up her tail until they blended in with her soft skin. The Mad Captain’s breath almost stopped when he looked up to behold her face. Opalescent eyes started back at him unblinking. Placed just above cheekbones that looked like they could slice through the hull of his ship, ethereal was the only word he could use to describe them. He watched as full lips parted under a bridgeless nose and stardust floated out – no longer glowing. The Mad Captain watched the process. The glowing stardust around her was periodically dragged into two mesh-like sacks either side of her neck every ten minutes or so, then her lips would part and release the no longer glowing stardust. The varying tendrils on her head would swell and shudder with intake of what the Mad Captain could only assume to be breath. Fascinating could not begin to describe the creature. The Mad Captain was ecstatic. He could not wait to travel back with his new findings – a creature that lives, and sustains itself in open space. Switching on the engines he made to bring the ship about; shrill screeching stopped him in his tracks. The sound of tearing metal. Turning slowly he looked to the creature now pressed up flat against the view screen. Eyes wide and tendrils glowing angrily she continued to drag her clawed hand through the ship’s hull, just to the left of the screen. She was no longer alone. Creatures swarmed from beyond the edges of the view screen and the midst of the cloud, systematically attacking the ship, their mouths open in unheard screams. Lights and alarms flared to life in the ship. A loud mechanical voice spoke above the roaring of metal and whirring of lights and alarms. “Hull damage 65%. Weapons system offline. Engines critical. Overload imminent.” It was impossible for so much damage to have been done in such a limited time by mere animals, simple creatures that drifted in space. The Mad Captain realised all too late what the scanners could not hope to detect. Intelligence. They attacked his ship with abandon, unwilling to let the Mad Captain leave. With engines and weapons now offline he did the only thing conceivable to a madman in space. Without a second thought he donned his protective suit, grabbed his pistol, and jumped out of the loading dock. Silence. The sound of tearing metal stopped. Shrill alarms were heard no more. Space was silent. All the Mad Captain could hear was the Sirens. They swum up to him, their voices like crushed velvet on his ears, liquid chocolate on his skin, and fire and bloodlust in his veins. His suit did nothing to protect him from the melody now echoing in his head. It was the most breathtaking sound he had ever heard. He did not notice as the pistol slipped from his fingers. They swarmed around him, the female Siren bobbing in front of him as the rest trapped him in a torrent of melody, scales and skin. The female siren ran her hands over his suit, him arms, legs and all the space between. She opened her mouth and her voice joined the rest, only stronger and louder and so much more beautiful. “Come.” He did not notice as he was pulled away from his ship in bliss, never to be seen again. Decades later his ship was found, having drifted slowing back through deep space and discovered by yet another group of deep space explorers. Empty. No captain and no shuttle pod in sight. The Mad Captains logs and the data collected from the ship and shuttle pod – corrupted by the strange energy emanating from the Collective - were the only things left behind. Most write of these logs as a mad mans delusions, and the scans unreliable due to their degradation. In the world of academics and explorers the Mad Captain was titled thusly and dubbed Missing-In-Action, his name forever blackened; immortalised in the stars none the less. The dismissal of a mad mans words does not stop people disappearing once they reach deep space. It does not stop the tales of those with scales. Stories of Sirens that dwell in the stars, luring young travellers to their doom. It also does not stop the most popular tale of all. Something whispered by those who have travelled into deep space and returned, that a lone man can be seen drifting among the clouds. The Mad Captain still lives; eternally wandering the midst of the Star Siren Collective. Never free to drift too far from the clouds. After all, a kiss from a Star Siren will only save you from the endless silence of deep space, not from the creatures that dwell behind the never ending black. Now what meaning you take from that is completely up to you.
Laziness and the English language: A Modern Day Travesty A response to Professor John McWhorter’s interview with the Slate
Sixty years ago, Sir Earnest Gowers’s Guide to Plain English became a resounding success. Not only did the academic world have such a reaction, but the general population took an astounding liking to its instructional pages as well. The revision of his book was published recently, and it begs the question: Why was the revised edition necessary? Why are people that have ventured beyond the realms of laziness, so intent on the further destruction of the English language? In recent news American academic Professor John McWhorter, associate professor of English and Comparative Literature at Columbia University, has recently called for the abolition of the comma from the ranks of punctuation marks as it would be of ‘little loss of clarity’ for the English language. His opinion has been broadcasted across papers, television and blogs alike. What I cannot comprehend is how someone with a supposed suppository of knowledge on the English language could possibly propose something as preposterous as the removal of the comma. It not only shows a lack of logical thought on McWhorter’s behalf, but a neglect towards the consideration of all of the changes and compensations that would have to be made with such dramatic changes to an entire language and its users. What is just as baffling is the amount of support this ill-conceived academic is receiving on an obliviously flawed plan of action. Gowers states in Plain Words that “…language was a living thing that was constantly changing” This is entirely true, but even this outlook has it obvious limitations. It is one thing to add words and phrases, to bend rules to submit to new genres and experimental fiction; however it is another thing entirely to propose the execution of one of the fundamental pieces of punctuation that has helped define and clarify texts for centuries. McWhorter openly stated that “These things {punctuation} are just fashions and conventions. They change over time.” As if the dumbing-down of an entire language to suit the needs of a lazy, small demographic is a reasonable thing to do. McWhorter’s first cries of war sounded soon after local authority in Cambridge was criticised over its decision to remove punctuation from all streets signs and legal documentation. Inducting changes include the change of a road named ‘St Paul’s Court’ to ‘St Pauls Court’. The comma serves many particular services, and in this case ownership and professionalism. The road was named thusly and for a particular reason, what right does a lone academic and a board of local authorities have to downgrade the significance of the title of this road? Whatever happened to respect? Whatever happened to pure professionalism? One large point that McWhorter keeps referring back to in his statements, is the fact that internet users use little to no punctuation online – the comma being the biggest on the punctuation offenders list. “[You] could take them out of a great deal of modern American texts and you would probably suffer so little loss of clarity that there could even be a case made for not using commas at all,” said McWhorter. Anne Curzan, University of Michigan English Professor and Language Historian states that “…the decreasing use of commas in texts and tweets may be tied to efforts at making communications more stylistically fun and more similar to spoken conversation.” This is evidently true enough; one only has to step into the midst of social interaction to discover a whole new set of social language norms. Punctuation online has the tendency to emphasise many things about its user depending on its usage; which piece of punctuation, how you phrase things, your grammar – all of these things help to determine what type of person you are online. This is where our elements of professionalism come in. The internet is hardly the modelling grounds for a language, it is a lax environment used primarily for social means in comparison to the work environment. While commas – albeit, incorrectly used by the vast majority – are a tough piece of the English language to fully master as there are no universally accepted guidelines for their use, that is by no means to completely abolish them from our system of language. If we were to remove the comma from the English language simply because a larger majority of people online do not use it, would that mean in the coming years it would be appropriate to submit a report at work based on the type of writing generally used in online society – filled with jargon, emoticons, and abbreviations? If this were the case, in another 10 years should we be expecting lawyers to submit reports word thusly -
Sup boss went to the most wicked party on weekend. Totes amahz brah. Shoulda been there. stacy said she’d come back l8r for da meeting she got cray drunk Anyways on the Marks case the vic legit like full screamed at the copper for her basic human rights or some jazz and the judge went full cray on her…
The work environment must be kept professional and the upkeep of formal language is a must for this endeavour, so that whatever company you may be representing can be assured that its proficient image is being upheld. The basic rules of the comma are not hard to understand and comprehend. If our generation is struggling with the basic concepts of grammar and punctuation, what exactly does that say about our system of education? On the latest set of results released by the 2012 Program for International Student Assessment (PISA) show that teenagers alone manage to shake the rankings to such an extent that USA’s ranking in English dropped from a proud 11th to an appalling 21st. This dropped USA’s overall international ranking to an astounding 36, well below the international average of those eligible for evaluation. It is not just USA whose marks are falling, it is an international crisis that is effecting maths and English scores across the globe. Shouldn’t academics be focusing on this serious problem, rather than looking into something as menial as altering the English language; something that would ultimately make learning that much harder. Last month, Kathy Salaman, director of Cambridge-based Good Grammar Company, condemned the council - saying: “I know some people think apostrophes are superfluous but we really need them and I think it’s the first step on a slippery slope.” She added: “If councils are getting rid of them, what kind of message does that give out to students at schools?” For one must take into consideration all for the people that would have to adjust to such a dramatic change in the way we use the English language. It would not just be school students that would have to adjust, but teachers and their yearly teaching structures as well. It would cause mass confusion for academics, there is no doubt that something this grandeur would take years to totally implement and even longer for society as a whole to fully accept the change and even begin to learn to make these changes. With books like Gower’s Plain Words and Lynne Truss’s infamous Eats, Shoots & Leaves – which clearly depicts the primary six uses of commas (lists, joining sentences, filling gaps, placed before direct speech, commas that set off interjections, quotations) – how McWhorter can possibly think that the abolition of such an important piece of punctuation simply because it is becoming less popular for general use. The comma is an imperative piece of the English language that ensures clarity and comprehension for readers. People such as Sir Earnest Gower and Lynne Truss have struggled for years to emphasise the importance of correct spelling, grammar and punctuation for those of the English language. By proposing the abolishment of the comma from the English language McWhorter has disregarded the basic principles of the English language, all of the previous academics that have come before him, the fact that the internet is not a good basis of what the English language should sound like, and that the problem does not lie with the difficulty in the comma itself, but in actuality it would make more sense that it would have more to do with the failing reading and writing skills of native English speakers across the globe. It is totally, and utterly inconceivable that it would be deemed anything other than outrageous that the comma should be abolished from the English language, as it would only encourage the diminishing understanding of our language as it is. It would prove much more prosperous to put all of this energy into the improvement of the English departments of English speaking nations, rather than the reconstruction of an entire language to satisfy the uneducated.