[druccubus]

One time I posted a pic of a small band and said I wouldn’t be killing myself because then I wouldn’t make it to their show in a few months or whatever and I’ll never forget the random people that made fun of me for that being my reason to live

and then YEARS later people kept finding that post and still making fun of me and I was like ??????

Idk man I’m still alive so I’m glad I didn’t kill myself at 16 or whatever even if it was just to see a stupid band

Anyways yeah tumblr kinda poisoned my mind as a teenager but now I want to come back to it because it feels more private lol like no one is reading this

[druccubus]

Desperate 4 Friends

Do any real actual people still follow me on here 💀

I’m lonely and for some reason I thought random people on here would wanna talk to me in the middle of the night

I feel like a teenager typing this and not 27 years old 😭

[druccubus]

I found out tumblr can make GIFs of my videos and Live Photos and that’s so fucking cool so here’s a video that’s over a year old but I like the way he looks at me so

[druccubus]

I’m scrolling through here to get rid of stuff and I screamed when I saw this so I have to share with whoever still uses tumblr in 2018

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[cliffnotesofanerd]

PSA: if you smoke marijuana, please tell your anesthesia team.

They’re not going to rat you out. They’re going to adjust your anesthesia dosage so you don’t WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY.

[switchimpulse]

Some anesthesiologists will refuse to put you under if you’ve smoked cannabis within the past 24 hours – and let’s be clear, this is NOT because they’re morally against it – it’s because THC and anesthetic react in unpredictable ways and waking up in the middle of surgery is slightly less of a concern than SLIPPING INTO A COMA OR DYING. 

So there’s that.

[cliffnotesofanerd]

Yes, this too. Should have included this. It just wasn’t on my mind when I made the original post because my mind was full of NOPE NOPE NOPE after, you guessed it, one of my patients woke up in the middle of her surgery because she didn’t tell her anesthesia team she used marijuana.

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

don’t talk to me if you don’t fuck w cumbias

[metapianycist]

every time i talk about eugenics abortion being bad, people assume i want to legally ban or restrict abortion of disabled fetuses, instead of noticing that sex-selective abortion is a similar issue with similar solutions that have nothing to do with legal anything.

disability activists generally want the following things, in order to reduce eugenics abortion:

- no more pressuring pregnant people to abort disabled fetuses or shaming them for choosing to carry the pregnancy to term (in case you’re wondering, doctors absolutely do this) - no more pressuring disabled and/or mentally ill pregnant people to have abortions or shaming them for choosing to stay pregnant (doctors do this too) - no more devaluing disabled people’s lives in pro choice rhetoric, such as by bringing up disabled fetuses as an argument or “gotcha” when arguing with people who think all abortion should be illegal - active valorization of disabled people and involving us in the leadership of pro-choice organizations - pro-choice organizations addressing the prevalence of doctors and society pressuring people into eugenics abortions - pro-choice organizations actively challenging and critiquing ableism in their movements, historically and currently - establishment of better support systems for disabled parents and parents with disabled children - better health care and better access to it

disabled people who criticize the eugenics abortion are not your enemies. we don’t want to force or pressure anyone to stay pregnant or to terminate. please acknowledge that it’s frankly terrifying for us when a fellow pro choice person directly defends the ethics of eugenics abortion to us.

[unicorncunt]

there are literally countries where people with downs syndrome are being wiped out. Iceland hasn’t had any person with downs syndrome born in years

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

https://www.google.com/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/37500189

[colachampagnedad]

you really can’t show latinx parents anything on social media without them saying que le hagas zoom o que de donde lo conoces

[arabianrose-deactivated20170809]

if I don’t talk about how much I love my man every day I’ll die

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

We are the part of the American history that they want to erase. No wonder they will never let any monuments symbolizing the power of black people to appear.

[bogleech]

Conservatives have so much fucking nerve talking about how “ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS ARE OUT OF CONTROL” when absolutely no-one feels inconvenienced by them or has ever even encountered them in their personal lives unless they’re the CEO’s of a megaconglomerate bitter that they couldn’t rip up a national park and buy like their fifth house boat

[zenosanalytic]

Yeah, it’s literally the Kochs saying “It’s so UNFAIR that when the oil pipelines we own but don’t maintain bust and flood a town with toxic sludge, that WE have to pay to fix it.” and “An employee we forced to clean chemical storage tanks without the proper gear for 15 years developed cancer, and they’re allowed to sue us over it? TYRANNY!!”

[thehumanarkle]

How is it never occurred to me to put it like this before?

[urie]

men are honestly so dumb it’s enchanting

[demonelfprincess]

This is like magic

[thirstyboyzofokcupid]

Lmfao idiot

[missgingerninja-deactivated2019]

Like when you pretend to throw a ball for a dog. 

[leidibubs302]

Tumblr belongs to Verizon now and will exploit Black Lives Matter to make more money for Yahoo

Verizon has completed its acquisition of Tumblr parent company Yahoo, and is preventing Tumblr from participating in the day to save Net Neutrality next month on July 12, 2017.  Tumblr can also no longer freely participate in political protest like it did before.

Furthermore, Yahoo senior VP and head of Media Brands and Products Simon Khalaf gave a speech at the all-hands meeting at Tumblr last month, where he explicitly stated that Black Lives Matter is among several communities that the company should focus on converting into Yahoo media consumers. One told The Verge, “Simon explicitly said that Black Lives Matter was an opportunity to [make] a ton of money.”

The Verge Article

[bowsercourse]

Spread this like wildfire before they delete it

[kingjaffejoffer]

“In addition, at the all-hands meeting at Tumblr last month, all three sources say Khalaf gave a speech that shocked much of the staff. One source described the talk as “a whole bunch of terrible, shitty corporate speak,” in which Khalaf used military metaphors to explain how Tumblr could use content as “a weapon” to beat out its competition.

Two former Tumblr employees said they were alarmed when Khalaf chose Black Lives Matter as an example of a community that the company should focus on converting into Yahoo media consumers. One told The Verge, “Simon explicitly said that Black Lives Matter was an opportunity to [make] a ton of money.” The same person also recalled: “Tumblr employees totally freaked, but couldn’t really be vocal about it because we were in [New York City] watching over video cast.” The other said that the meeting was “extremely uncomfortable” and “a lot of people were really upset,” leading to a heated conversation in Tumblr’s Slack, which is separate from Yahoo’s.“

[freshest-tittymilk]

It was nice knowing y'all…

[druccubus]

If this is the end of Tumblr I'll be happy but I wanna save my posts at the same time

[fairycosmos]

i literally can’t believe jake gyllenhaal is donnie darko??? its weird i mean i know like nothing about the guy but every time i see a pic of him he looks like a golden retriever or a young slightly awkward dad. can’t imagine him being Fucked Up like that

[needygooose]

I was cleaning out my computer and I found a bunch of screenshots of text posts from 2013-2014. The golden age of tumblr.

I take no credit for these posts.

[masterblaster]

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

[ozner265]

to big to use….?

[masterblaster]

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude