[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[pinkcartier-blog]

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

[honigimohr]

Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[imsopopfly]

actual cannibal

[unclefather]

[davereed]

Why is this so funny??

[itswhateverbraaaah]

Craving that “holy fuck I’ve missed you” sex. Shove me up against a wall, throw me on the bed like I couldn’t get there fast enough. Tease me and make me beg and just take fucking control.

[danger]

[pajamaben]

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

[pissvortex]

the fuck is happening to chicago

[hotvampireadjacent]

the end of the world, but just for chicago

[xdymndx-deactivated20210122]

Deleting their number is nothing..

But when you finally delete the text thread…. It’s a wrap.

[yattiblu-deactivated20220708]

A cleansing

[13th-hokage]

[sandralasantera]

wow that’s real

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[mentallyrecovering]

Tell your kids things

Tell them a certain disease runs in the family

Tell them alcoholism runs in the family and who and why

Tell them mental illness runs in the family and who and what and why

Tell them drug addiction runs in the family

Don’t let your kids grow up blind. Face issues blind. Don’t let them grow up thinking they are the only ones.

[brbjellyfishing]

[secret-aardvark]

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

[foulserpent]

climate change deniers when it snows or is cold 

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

its really comforting to know that all the times i was at my lowest and loneliest in the past the whole time i had my self in the future and present who had survived those things looking back with love and tenderness and wishing desperately to offer comfort…i am my own guardian angel and i can use that knowledge when im struggling now and remember that somewhere there is a version of me that has survived this and is watching me with love and pride and joy in her heart

[vanish]

[thirst]

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