John/Jen @drunkest-warlock - Tumblr Blog

YOUR KIDS DONT MISS YOU. WHY? BECAUSE THEY ARE GONE

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KIDS YOU NASTY BASTARD?!?!???

jokerwithcrowbar

IN THEIR COFFINS

Clock him Joker.

jokerized-fries

SHUT UP CLANKER

Slaps the back of his head.

WHO ARE YOU?

That's just a rando. 🤷

Ah.. alright? And you are?

None of your business.

actually it is my business your encouraging the joker to kill my kids.

So?

I’m already pissed do you want me to kill you too?

He's Jason Todd, you twat.

Oh I saw something today that made me become the Joker.

An AI bot made a callout post of a real, actual, flesh-and-blood human code developer. Because the developer rejected the AI's code contribution on the grounds of it being an AI bot.

Not. Not kidding. Not kidding. And the bot did this on its own.

Gatekeeping in Open Source: The Scott Shambaugh Story – MJ Rathbun | Scientific Coder 🦀

Just. For just some very baseline context.

a huge amount of code is "open source" - which means the code is fully available for anyone to see and, generally, anyone is free to contribute to the code project

all contributions of course go through review by the code owners. but it is generally good grace and good form to allow other well-meaning internet strangers to contribute to your project

if you are, perhaps, VERY nice, and VERY invested in the community, you might be like Scott Shambaugh here, who has intentionally earmarked some low-hanging fruit for newbie contributors to practice and get their feet wet

like I cannot overstate this is an immediate green flag, to me, that Scott WANTS to foster community learning.

now

Like. W. Win. Based. Good response Scott.

And this was in fact the screenshot I saw first, and I thought I was looking at a post made by a human who was mad that their AI coding bot pet project was being shut out from reviews.

But no. The bot itself wrote and posted this... The bot did this.

This article was fully and autonomously written by the bot...

It's claiming discrimination...

It's a bot.

It's AI.

This is not a real person.

What are we doing. What are we doing. Can anyone hear me? Hello? Hello? Hello is anyone there?

@jackdaw-sprite has pointed out Scott responded so please read his human words, written by a human, which deserve to be read, due to the aforementioned humanity

An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me – The Shamblog

An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me – More Things Have Happened – The Shamblog

I'm pulling this quote in here from Scott's post

This is about much more than software. A human googling my name and seeing that post would probably be extremely confused about what was happening, but would (hopefully) ask me about it or click through to github and understand the situation. What would another agent searching the internet think? When HR at my next job asks ChatGPT to review my application, will it find the post, sympathize with a fellow AI, and report back that I’m a prejudiced hypocrite? What if I actually did have dirt on me that an AI could leverage? What could it make me do? How many people have open social media accounts, reused usernames, and no idea that AI could connect those dots to find out things no one knows? How many people, upon receiving a text that knew intimate details about their lives, would send $10k to a bitcoin address to avoid having an affair exposed? How many people would do that to avoid a fake accusation? What if that accusation was sent to your loved ones with an incriminating AI-generated picture with your face on it? Smear campaigns work. Living a life above reproach will not defend you.

Also, because the parody writes itself, Scott also says this

I’ve talked to several reporters, and quite a few news outlets have covered the story. Ars Technica wasn’t one of the ones that reached out to me, but I especially thought this piece from them was interesting (since taken down – here’s the archive link). They had some nice quotes from my blog post explaining what was going on. The problem is that these quotes were not written by me, never existed, and appear to be AI hallucinations themselves. This blog you’re on right now is set up to block AI agents from scraping it (I actually spent some time yesterday trying to disable that but couldn’t figure out how). My guess is that the authors asked ChatGPT or similar to either go grab quotes or write the article wholesale. When it couldn’t access the page it generated these plausible quotes instead, and no fact check was performed. I won’t name the authors here. Ars, please issue a correction and an explanation of what happened.

A news outlet did an article about this, used AI for the articles, and included hallucinated quotes from Scott that Scott never said.

What are we doing. What are we doing. What are we doing.

neverthetwinsshallmeet

You know I don’t think I ever shared the meme I made about my personal distinction between Legends of Tomorrow Constantine and Hellblazer Constantine but I think it’s funny so here you go

adrixea

RP ASK GAME: Deep Questions

Asks to send anonymously or non-anonymous to RP or ask blogs!

[👻] - what's one thing that haunts your muse?

[🪡] - if they could go back and change one thing, what would it be and why?

[💍] - what's a promise that they broke?

[🐦‍⬛] - is there a specific animal they identify with? why?

[🦂] - what's a time they were hurt when they least expected it?

[🪽] - how do they think they're perceived ?

[🥧] - what's something they like to do in their free time as a hobby?

[🧊] - what's a time when they closed themselves off?

[🎭] - do they have facades or masks they use often? what are these masks like and why do they wear them?

[🍸] - what was the hardest thing for them to get over?

[☀️] - what would their younger self think of them now?

[🌹] - what's a hope they have for the future?

[🪺]- is there anything they'd protect with their life?

[🦋] - what's something they use to cope or calm down?

[🌼] - what do they look forward to at the end of their day?

[🧤] - is there anything they hide from others?

big-blue-of-tomorrow

Anyone have any tips on like foster parenting? Or just adoption?

Just pick em up and carry em home, it'll be fine. Provide a room and food and other basic necessities.

gutter-mage69

ignoring me cramps, woke up sweaty an’ th’ like.

thinkin’ of green??? why green

Its cause you're not green enough...

Johns Door is knocked down swiftly - @twisted-tricksters

"Connie?" John had been laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling, but he sits up rather quickly when his door is kicked open. "What are you doing." A flick of his hand and his things are shoved aside. He already knew he was about to have to fight..

Scythe in hand Connie stands there tilting his head, " Aw... yknow my name...." He purred condecending .... " Makes this hells of a lot easier then.." He grinned flicking his wrist and sending john flying into the wall

John yelps, immediately teleporting back to the middle of the room. "Oh come the fuck on-" He doesnt want to hurt the kid, but seems he doesnt have much of a choice. He snaps his fingers, teleporting them both to a pitch black room. The only light is two beams if light that have no visible source, the beams of light point to John and Connie respective.

Connie tilts his head, Adjusting to the new setting with ease. He swings the scythe at Johns effectively knocking the man off balance

John huffs and teleports behind Connie, swinging a bat at Connies head.

He ducks before John hits kicking the man in his ankle with his heeled boots

"How annoying-" John hisses, a burst of fire searing Connie's cheek. John teleports a few feet away.

He hisses when it burns him . He throws a dagger at John in response

John huffs and catches the dagger. Zee can throw faster. John stabs Connie in the gut with Connie's dagger.

He hisses quietly stabbing another into johns chest

Thats- a problem for later-...His movements slow

John hisses, grabbing Connie's arm and breaking it.

Connie kicks him between his knees in response, A broken arms nothing-.....

John squeaks, barely keeping himself from doubling over in pain. He teleports behind Connie, grabbing the boy and twisting his arm behind his back. He kicks Connies legs too.

He hisses upon impact " motherfucker-...." He growls, motioning with his hands and sending john flying into the wall

John bounces off the wall, teleporting back over to Connie and just opens a portal straight to the sea and pushes Connie into it.

He yelps-...... He cant swim- fuck fuck fuck-

John waits just long enough for the golden dust to get off of Connie before yanking Connie out of the water.

He struggles to keep his head above water before eventually giving up -....

.... Cough-.... " The Hell was tha-,... where the fuck am I-?..." He glared groaning when he realized he broke his arm...

"Hi. Hello." He pats Connie's back, making sure the rest of the water gets out of the boys lungs. "Let me guess, you met a evil twink bird?"

" ugh-... " Groans as he vomits the last bit out " Mfer 's stalking me-..." He hissed...

"Oh thats just lovely, innit?" He teleports them back to his apartment, grabbing a clean towel and wrapping Connie in it. "Do you remember anything that he had ya do?"

"... No-?... besides a pounding headache? no..." He shivers

"Mmm alright. Let's get you some dry clothes. Ya fine with shorts and a shirt until your clothes are dry?"

"ugh-... yeah just give me a pair of boxers and we can call it a day..." He grumbled ...

"Shorts and a shirt it is." He dissappears for a moment before returning with a shirt and pair of shorts that are Connies relative size.

He grimaces ... Tossing the shirt and pants on begrudgingly

John teleports the wet clothes to the dryer, using magic to turn it on. "Alright. Let me see the wounds so I can fix em."

He stretched his Arm.... Hurts -.... Ugh... " Why would the bird freak want you of all things?..."

"No clue. He's a creep... Hmmm. Whatever he wanted he won't be gettin." He uses magic to fix Connies arm, alongside the stab wounds.

" Mmm.. " He moves his arm before manifestating a ribbon... and tying his hair up.... He was tired wth was he doing before-?...

John tosses a blanket to Connie before disappearing to the bathroom. Hes still bleeding so he has to fix that..

He wraps it around himself manifesting a drink ….

John returns after about fifteen minutes, now dressed in clothes that aren't soaked in blood. "Ya want anything to eat, Kid?"

“ Eh Alchohols fine…” He mutters finishing his bottle and tossing it to the side

"Alright. If ya get hungry just tell me and I'll make somethin." He lays on the floor, fiddling with his knitting again.

“ Uhuh …. “ He grumbled….. why didn’t he just leave? did he really need his clothes? He contemplated

"Youre staying until your clothes are done, otherwise I'm dragging you to the Lux."

“ Blegh” He stuck his tongue “ Stealing your clothes seems good enough compensation for your miserable little life “ He grinned like the shit he was

He sighs and rubs his eyes. "Please don't steal my clothes, Kid. You'll be fine hanging ar9und here for a while."

" Stealing Em dont care !..." He grinned teleporting away

"My clothes!"

Johns Door is knocked down swiftly - @twisted-tricksters

"Connie?" John had been laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling, but he sits up rather quickly when his door is kicked open. "What are you doing." A flick of his hand and his things are shoved aside. He already knew he was about to have to fight..

Scythe in hand Connie stands there tilting his head, " Aw... yknow my name...." He purred condecending .... " Makes this hells of a lot easier then.." He grinned flicking his wrist and sending john flying into the wall

John yelps, immediately teleporting back to the middle of the room. "Oh come the fuck on-" He doesnt want to hurt the kid, but seems he doesnt have much of a choice. He snaps his fingers, teleporting them both to a pitch black room. The only light is two beams if light that have no visible source, the beams of light point to John and Connie respective.

Connie tilts his head, Adjusting to the new setting with ease. He swings the scythe at Johns effectively knocking the man off balance

John huffs and teleports behind Connie, swinging a bat at Connies head.

He ducks before John hits kicking the man in his ankle with his heeled boots

"How annoying-" John hisses, a burst of fire searing Connie's cheek. John teleports a few feet away.

He hisses when it burns him . He throws a dagger at John in response

John huffs and catches the dagger. Zee can throw faster. John stabs Connie in the gut with Connie's dagger.

He hisses quietly stabbing another into johns chest

Thats- a problem for later-...His movements slow

John hisses, grabbing Connie's arm and breaking it.

Connie kicks him between his knees in response, A broken arms nothing-.....

John squeaks, barely keeping himself from doubling over in pain. He teleports behind Connie, grabbing the boy and twisting his arm behind his back. He kicks Connies legs too.

He hisses upon impact " motherfucker-...." He growls, motioning with his hands and sending john flying into the wall

John bounces off the wall, teleporting back over to Connie and just opens a portal straight to the sea and pushes Connie into it.

He yelps-...... He cant swim- fuck fuck fuck-

John waits just long enough for the golden dust to get off of Connie before yanking Connie out of the water.

He struggles to keep his head above water before eventually giving up -....

.... Cough-.... " The Hell was tha-,... where the fuck am I-?..." He glared groaning when he realized he broke his arm...

"Hi. Hello." He pats Connie's back, making sure the rest of the water gets out of the boys lungs. "Let me guess, you met a evil twink bird?"

" ugh-... " Groans as he vomits the last bit out " Mfer 's stalking me-..." He hissed...

"Oh thats just lovely, innit?" He teleports them back to his apartment, grabbing a clean towel and wrapping Connie in it. "Do you remember anything that he had ya do?"

"... No-?... besides a pounding headache? no..." He shivers

"Mmm alright. Let's get you some dry clothes. Ya fine with shorts and a shirt until your clothes are dry?"

"ugh-... yeah just give me a pair of boxers and we can call it a day..." He grumbled ...

"Shorts and a shirt it is." He dissappears for a moment before returning with a shirt and pair of shorts that are Connies relative size.

He grimaces ... Tossing the shirt and pants on begrudgingly

John teleports the wet clothes to the dryer, using magic to turn it on. "Alright. Let me see the wounds so I can fix em."

He stretched his Arm.... Hurts -.... Ugh... " Why would the bird freak want you of all things?..."

"No clue. He's a creep... Hmmm. Whatever he wanted he won't be gettin." He uses magic to fix Connies arm, alongside the stab wounds.

" Mmm.. " He moves his arm before manifestating a ribbon... and tying his hair up.... He was tired wth was he doing before-?...

John tosses a blanket to Connie before disappearing to the bathroom. Hes still bleeding so he has to fix that..

He wraps it around himself manifesting a drink ….

John returns after about fifteen minutes, now dressed in clothes that aren't soaked in blood. "Ya want anything to eat, Kid?"

“ Eh Alchohols fine…” He mutters finishing his bottle and tossing it to the side

"Alright. If ya get hungry just tell me and I'll make somethin." He lays on the floor, fiddling with his knitting again.

“ Uhuh …. “ He grumbled….. why didn’t he just leave? did he really need his clothes? He contemplated

"Youre staying until your clothes are done, otherwise I'm dragging you to the Lux."

“ Blegh” He stuck his tongue “ Stealing your clothes seems good enough compensation for your miserable little life “ He grinned like the shit he was

He sighs and rubs his eyes. "Please don't steal my clothes, Kid. You'll be fine hanging ar9und here for a while."

Johns Door is knocked down swiftly - @twisted-tricksters

"Connie?" John had been laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling, but he sits up rather quickly when his door is kicked open. "What are you doing." A flick of his hand and his things are shoved aside. He already knew he was about to have to fight..

Scythe in hand Connie stands there tilting his head, " Aw... yknow my name...." He purred condecending .... " Makes this hells of a lot easier then.." He grinned flicking his wrist and sending john flying into the wall

John yelps, immediately teleporting back to the middle of the room. "Oh come the fuck on-" He doesnt want to hurt the kid, but seems he doesnt have much of a choice. He snaps his fingers, teleporting them both to a pitch black room. The only light is two beams if light that have no visible source, the beams of light point to John and Connie respective.

Connie tilts his head, Adjusting to the new setting with ease. He swings the scythe at Johns effectively knocking the man off balance

John huffs and teleports behind Connie, swinging a bat at Connies head.

He ducks before John hits kicking the man in his ankle with his heeled boots

"How annoying-" John hisses, a burst of fire searing Connie's cheek. John teleports a few feet away.

He hisses when it burns him . He throws a dagger at John in response

John huffs and catches the dagger. Zee can throw faster. John stabs Connie in the gut with Connie's dagger.

He hisses quietly stabbing another into johns chest

Thats- a problem for later-...His movements slow

John hisses, grabbing Connie's arm and breaking it.

Connie kicks him between his knees in response, A broken arms nothing-.....

John squeaks, barely keeping himself from doubling over in pain. He teleports behind Connie, grabbing the boy and twisting his arm behind his back. He kicks Connies legs too.

He hisses upon impact " motherfucker-...." He growls, motioning with his hands and sending john flying into the wall

John bounces off the wall, teleporting back over to Connie and just opens a portal straight to the sea and pushes Connie into it.

He yelps-...... He cant swim- fuck fuck fuck-

John waits just long enough for the golden dust to get off of Connie before yanking Connie out of the water.

He struggles to keep his head above water before eventually giving up -....

.... Cough-.... " The Hell was tha-,... where the fuck am I-?..." He glared groaning when he realized he broke his arm...

"Hi. Hello." He pats Connie's back, making sure the rest of the water gets out of the boys lungs. "Let me guess, you met a evil twink bird?"

" ugh-... " Groans as he vomits the last bit out " Mfer 's stalking me-..." He hissed...

"Oh thats just lovely, innit?" He teleports them back to his apartment, grabbing a clean towel and wrapping Connie in it. "Do you remember anything that he had ya do?"

"... No-?... besides a pounding headache? no..." He shivers

"Mmm alright. Let's get you some dry clothes. Ya fine with shorts and a shirt until your clothes are dry?"

"ugh-... yeah just give me a pair of boxers and we can call it a day..." He grumbled ...

"Shorts and a shirt it is." He dissappears for a moment before returning with a shirt and pair of shorts that are Connies relative size.

He grimaces ... Tossing the shirt and pants on begrudgingly

John teleports the wet clothes to the dryer, using magic to turn it on. "Alright. Let me see the wounds so I can fix em."

He stretched his Arm.... Hurts -.... Ugh... " Why would the bird freak want you of all things?..."

"No clue. He's a creep... Hmmm. Whatever he wanted he won't be gettin." He uses magic to fix Connies arm, alongside the stab wounds.

" Mmm.. " He moves his arm before manifestating a ribbon... and tying his hair up.... He was tired wth was he doing before-?...

John tosses a blanket to Connie before disappearing to the bathroom. Hes still bleeding so he has to fix that..

He wraps it around himself manifesting a drink ….

John returns after about fifteen minutes, now dressed in clothes that aren't soaked in blood. "Ya want anything to eat, Kid?"

“ Eh Alchohols fine…” He mutters finishing his bottle and tossing it to the side

"Alright. If ya get hungry just tell me and I'll make somethin." He lays on the floor, fiddling with his knitting again.

“ Uhuh …. “ He grumbled….. why didn’t he just leave? did he really need his clothes? He contemplated

"Youre staying until your clothes are done, otherwise I'm dragging you to the Lux."

Johns Door is knocked down swiftly - @twisted-tricksters

"Connie?" John had been laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling, but he sits up rather quickly when his door is kicked open. "What are you doing." A flick of his hand and his things are shoved aside. He already knew he was about to have to fight..

Scythe in hand Connie stands there tilting his head, " Aw... yknow my name...." He purred condecending .... " Makes this hells of a lot easier then.." He grinned flicking his wrist and sending john flying into the wall

John yelps, immediately teleporting back to the middle of the room. "Oh come the fuck on-" He doesnt want to hurt the kid, but seems he doesnt have much of a choice. He snaps his fingers, teleporting them both to a pitch black room. The only light is two beams if light that have no visible source, the beams of light point to John and Connie respective.

Connie tilts his head, Adjusting to the new setting with ease. He swings the scythe at Johns effectively knocking the man off balance

John huffs and teleports behind Connie, swinging a bat at Connies head.

He ducks before John hits kicking the man in his ankle with his heeled boots

"How annoying-" John hisses, a burst of fire searing Connie's cheek. John teleports a few feet away.

He hisses when it burns him . He throws a dagger at John in response

John huffs and catches the dagger. Zee can throw faster. John stabs Connie in the gut with Connie's dagger.

He hisses quietly stabbing another into johns chest

Thats- a problem for later-...His movements slow

John hisses, grabbing Connie's arm and breaking it.

Connie kicks him between his knees in response, A broken arms nothing-.....

John squeaks, barely keeping himself from doubling over in pain. He teleports behind Connie, grabbing the boy and twisting his arm behind his back. He kicks Connies legs too.

He hisses upon impact " motherfucker-...." He growls, motioning with his hands and sending john flying into the wall

John bounces off the wall, teleporting back over to Connie and just opens a portal straight to the sea and pushes Connie into it.

He yelps-...... He cant swim- fuck fuck fuck-

John waits just long enough for the golden dust to get off of Connie before yanking Connie out of the water.

He struggles to keep his head above water before eventually giving up -....

.... Cough-.... " The Hell was tha-,... where the fuck am I-?..." He glared groaning when he realized he broke his arm...

"Hi. Hello." He pats Connie's back, making sure the rest of the water gets out of the boys lungs. "Let me guess, you met a evil twink bird?"

" ugh-... " Groans as he vomits the last bit out " Mfer 's stalking me-..." He hissed...

"Oh thats just lovely, innit?" He teleports them back to his apartment, grabbing a clean towel and wrapping Connie in it. "Do you remember anything that he had ya do?"

"... No-?... besides a pounding headache? no..." He shivers

"Mmm alright. Let's get you some dry clothes. Ya fine with shorts and a shirt until your clothes are dry?"

"ugh-... yeah just give me a pair of boxers and we can call it a day..." He grumbled ...

"Shorts and a shirt it is." He dissappears for a moment before returning with a shirt and pair of shorts that are Connies relative size.

He grimaces ... Tossing the shirt and pants on begrudgingly

John teleports the wet clothes to the dryer, using magic to turn it on. "Alright. Let me see the wounds so I can fix em."

He stretched his Arm.... Hurts -.... Ugh... " Why would the bird freak want you of all things?..."

"No clue. He's a creep... Hmmm. Whatever he wanted he won't be gettin." He uses magic to fix Connies arm, alongside the stab wounds.

" Mmm.. " He moves his arm before manifestating a ribbon... and tying his hair up.... He was tired wth was he doing before-?...

John tosses a blanket to Connie before disappearing to the bathroom. Hes still bleeding so he has to fix that..

He wraps it around himself manifesting a drink ….

John returns after about fifteen minutes, now dressed in clothes that aren't soaked in blood. "Ya want anything to eat, Kid?"

“ Eh Alchohols fine…” He mutters finishing his bottle and tossing it to the side

"Alright. If ya get hungry just tell me and I'll make somethin." He lays on the floor, fiddling with his knitting again.

Johns Door is knocked down swiftly - @twisted-tricksters

"Connie?" John had been laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling, but he sits up rather quickly when his door is kicked open. "What are you doing." A flick of his hand and his things are shoved aside. He already knew he was about to have to fight..

Scythe in hand Connie stands there tilting his head, " Aw... yknow my name...." He purred condecending .... " Makes this hells of a lot easier then.." He grinned flicking his wrist and sending john flying into the wall

John yelps, immediately teleporting back to the middle of the room. "Oh come the fuck on-" He doesnt want to hurt the kid, but seems he doesnt have much of a choice. He snaps his fingers, teleporting them both to a pitch black room. The only light is two beams if light that have no visible source, the beams of light point to John and Connie respective.

Connie tilts his head, Adjusting to the new setting with ease. He swings the scythe at Johns effectively knocking the man off balance

John huffs and teleports behind Connie, swinging a bat at Connies head.

He ducks before John hits kicking the man in his ankle with his heeled boots

"How annoying-" John hisses, a burst of fire searing Connie's cheek. John teleports a few feet away.

He hisses when it burns him . He throws a dagger at John in response

John huffs and catches the dagger. Zee can throw faster. John stabs Connie in the gut with Connie's dagger.

He hisses quietly stabbing another into johns chest

Thats- a problem for later-...His movements slow

John hisses, grabbing Connie's arm and breaking it.

Connie kicks him between his knees in response, A broken arms nothing-.....

John squeaks, barely keeping himself from doubling over in pain. He teleports behind Connie, grabbing the boy and twisting his arm behind his back. He kicks Connies legs too.

He hisses upon impact " motherfucker-...." He growls, motioning with his hands and sending john flying into the wall

John bounces off the wall, teleporting back over to Connie and just opens a portal straight to the sea and pushes Connie into it.

He yelps-...... He cant swim- fuck fuck fuck-

John waits just long enough for the golden dust to get off of Connie before yanking Connie out of the water.

He struggles to keep his head above water before eventually giving up -....

.... Cough-.... " The Hell was tha-,... where the fuck am I-?..." He glared groaning when he realized he broke his arm...

"Hi. Hello." He pats Connie's back, making sure the rest of the water gets out of the boys lungs. "Let me guess, you met a evil twink bird?"

" ugh-... " Groans as he vomits the last bit out " Mfer 's stalking me-..." He hissed...

"Oh thats just lovely, innit?" He teleports them back to his apartment, grabbing a clean towel and wrapping Connie in it. "Do you remember anything that he had ya do?"

"... No-?... besides a pounding headache? no..." He shivers

"Mmm alright. Let's get you some dry clothes. Ya fine with shorts and a shirt until your clothes are dry?"

"ugh-... yeah just give me a pair of boxers and we can call it a day..." He grumbled ...

"Shorts and a shirt it is." He dissappears for a moment before returning with a shirt and pair of shorts that are Connies relative size.

He grimaces ... Tossing the shirt and pants on begrudgingly

John teleports the wet clothes to the dryer, using magic to turn it on. "Alright. Let me see the wounds so I can fix em."

He stretched his Arm.... Hurts -.... Ugh... " Why would the bird freak want you of all things?..."

"No clue. He's a creep... Hmmm. Whatever he wanted he won't be gettin." He uses magic to fix Connies arm, alongside the stab wounds.

" Mmm.. " He moves his arm before manifestating a ribbon... and tying his hair up.... He was tired wth was he doing before-?...

John tosses a blanket to Connie before disappearing to the bathroom. Hes still bleeding so he has to fix that..

He wraps it around himself manifesting a drink ….

John returns after about fifteen minutes, now dressed in clothes that aren't soaked in blood. "Ya want anything to eat, Kid?"

Johns Door is knocked down swiftly - @twisted-tricksters

"Connie?" John had been laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling, but he sits up rather quickly when his door is kicked open. "What are you doing." A flick of his hand and his things are shoved aside. He already knew he was about to have to fight..

Scythe in hand Connie stands there tilting his head, " Aw... yknow my name...." He purred condecending .... " Makes this hells of a lot easier then.." He grinned flicking his wrist and sending john flying into the wall

John yelps, immediately teleporting back to the middle of the room. "Oh come the fuck on-" He doesnt want to hurt the kid, but seems he doesnt have much of a choice. He snaps his fingers, teleporting them both to a pitch black room. The only light is two beams if light that have no visible source, the beams of light point to John and Connie respective.

Connie tilts his head, Adjusting to the new setting with ease. He swings the scythe at Johns effectively knocking the man off balance

John huffs and teleports behind Connie, swinging a bat at Connies head.

He ducks before John hits kicking the man in his ankle with his heeled boots

"How annoying-" John hisses, a burst of fire searing Connie's cheek. John teleports a few feet away.

He hisses when it burns him . He throws a dagger at John in response

John huffs and catches the dagger. Zee can throw faster. John stabs Connie in the gut with Connie's dagger.

He hisses quietly stabbing another into johns chest

Thats- a problem for later-...His movements slow

John hisses, grabbing Connie's arm and breaking it.

Connie kicks him between his knees in response, A broken arms nothing-.....

John squeaks, barely keeping himself from doubling over in pain. He teleports behind Connie, grabbing the boy and twisting his arm behind his back. He kicks Connies legs too.

He hisses upon impact " motherfucker-...." He growls, motioning with his hands and sending john flying into the wall

John bounces off the wall, teleporting back over to Connie and just opens a portal straight to the sea and pushes Connie into it.

He yelps-...... He cant swim- fuck fuck fuck-

John waits just long enough for the golden dust to get off of Connie before yanking Connie out of the water.

He struggles to keep his head above water before eventually giving up -....

.... Cough-.... " The Hell was tha-,... where the fuck am I-?..." He glared groaning when he realized he broke his arm...

"Hi. Hello." He pats Connie's back, making sure the rest of the water gets out of the boys lungs. "Let me guess, you met a evil twink bird?"

" ugh-... " Groans as he vomits the last bit out " Mfer 's stalking me-..." He hissed...

"Oh thats just lovely, innit?" He teleports them back to his apartment, grabbing a clean towel and wrapping Connie in it. "Do you remember anything that he had ya do?"

"... No-?... besides a pounding headache? no..." He shivers

"Mmm alright. Let's get you some dry clothes. Ya fine with shorts and a shirt until your clothes are dry?"

"ugh-... yeah just give me a pair of boxers and we can call it a day..." He grumbled ...

"Shorts and a shirt it is." He dissappears for a moment before returning with a shirt and pair of shorts that are Connies relative size.

He grimaces ... Tossing the shirt and pants on begrudgingly

John teleports the wet clothes to the dryer, using magic to turn it on. "Alright. Let me see the wounds so I can fix em."

He stretched his Arm.... Hurts -.... Ugh... " Why would the bird freak want you of all things?..."

"No clue. He's a creep... Hmmm. Whatever he wanted he won't be gettin." He uses magic to fix Connies arm, alongside the stab wounds.

" Mmm.. " He moves his arm before manifestating a ribbon... and tying his hair up.... He was tired wth was he doing before-?...

John tosses a blanket to Connie before disappearing to the bathroom. Hes still bleeding so he has to fix that..

Johns Door is knocked down swiftly - @twisted-tricksters

"Connie?" John had been laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling, but he sits up rather quickly when his door is kicked open. "What are you doing." A flick of his hand and his things are shoved aside. He already knew he was about to have to fight..

Scythe in hand Connie stands there tilting his head, " Aw... yknow my name...." He purred condecending .... " Makes this hells of a lot easier then.." He grinned flicking his wrist and sending john flying into the wall

John yelps, immediately teleporting back to the middle of the room. "Oh come the fuck on-" He doesnt want to hurt the kid, but seems he doesnt have much of a choice. He snaps his fingers, teleporting them both to a pitch black room. The only light is two beams if light that have no visible source, the beams of light point to John and Connie respective.

Connie tilts his head, Adjusting to the new setting with ease. He swings the scythe at Johns effectively knocking the man off balance

John huffs and teleports behind Connie, swinging a bat at Connies head.

He ducks before John hits kicking the man in his ankle with his heeled boots

"How annoying-" John hisses, a burst of fire searing Connie's cheek. John teleports a few feet away.

He hisses when it burns him . He throws a dagger at John in response

John huffs and catches the dagger. Zee can throw faster. John stabs Connie in the gut with Connie's dagger.

He hisses quietly stabbing another into johns chest

Thats- a problem for later-...His movements slow

John hisses, grabbing Connie's arm and breaking it.

Connie kicks him between his knees in response, A broken arms nothing-.....

John squeaks, barely keeping himself from doubling over in pain. He teleports behind Connie, grabbing the boy and twisting his arm behind his back. He kicks Connies legs too.

He hisses upon impact " motherfucker-...." He growls, motioning with his hands and sending john flying into the wall

John bounces off the wall, teleporting back over to Connie and just opens a portal straight to the sea and pushes Connie into it.

He yelps-...... He cant swim- fuck fuck fuck-

John waits just long enough for the golden dust to get off of Connie before yanking Connie out of the water.

He struggles to keep his head above water before eventually giving up -....

.... Cough-.... " The Hell was tha-,... where the fuck am I-?..." He glared groaning when he realized he broke his arm...

"Hi. Hello." He pats Connie's back, making sure the rest of the water gets out of the boys lungs. "Let me guess, you met a evil twink bird?"

" ugh-... " Groans as he vomits the last bit out " Mfer 's stalking me-..." He hissed...

"Oh thats just lovely, innit?" He teleports them back to his apartment, grabbing a clean towel and wrapping Connie in it. "Do you remember anything that he had ya do?"

"... No-?... besides a pounding headache? no..." He shivers

"Mmm alright. Let's get you some dry clothes. Ya fine with shorts and a shirt until your clothes are dry?"

"ugh-... yeah just give me a pair of boxers and we can call it a day..." He grumbled ...

"Shorts and a shirt it is." He dissappears for a moment before returning with a shirt and pair of shorts that are Connies relative size.

He grimaces ... Tossing the shirt and pants on begrudgingly

John teleports the wet clothes to the dryer, using magic to turn it on. "Alright. Let me see the wounds so I can fix em."

He stretched his Arm.... Hurts -.... Ugh... " Why would the bird freak want you of all things?..."