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Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

batsandboba

boiledegghole

dmsp was like those old movies that were absolutely stunning and had a really captivating sense of magic and color that we cant really capture today and then you google it and the wikipedia reads out how the filming killed like 30 people and permanently wounded 6 others

echokelly

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

hellsitegenetics

String identified: t c tg tat' t g a "c ". t tg ag. a.

Closest match: Halichoeres bivittatus genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Slippery Dick

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katjohnadams

sexboobomb

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

sexboobomb

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

sexboobomb

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

mbrainspaz

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

foldingfittedsheets

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

pokemonpostsonly

shrapnelstars

Chat, is JackSepticEye's coffee supposed to be on physical store shelves? I caught it out in the wild. (Place called World Market that sells random snacks and drinks from around the world.)

Friendly jumpscare while I was out and about.

fear-is-nameless

Oh that's cool!!

#There's a SINGLE World Market within driving distance of my home and idk what I'll do if that location ever goes out of business

marithlizard

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

#helpful stuff #medical stuff

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

jewfrogs

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

randomfae

myothertardisisonthemun

bot

omg jimothy... i would die for you..

existennialmemes

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

solariscrow

Tumblr said we should make TR!Phil more feminine, with longer hair and...

Instructions Unclear: I made her a cunty gremlin; a rat with wings if you will.

Also, can we talk about how TR!Sneeg is a VICTIM??? The poor guy had a rough week, and suddenly his partner (which he maintains with the best of the best) wakes up, decides to take his stuff and give it away (not reallyyyy that important), he's a people magnet, he brought a homeless duck into the house that now lives with them (on the walls), his house is now the center of server activities (due to Phil's curse), and the moment Sneeg decides to be just a little asshole TR!Phil decides to be asshole too.

alaritheaurora

Tr!Malewife duo are so funny to me because you have like

Sneeg, this guy with such a strict moral code and sense of justice. He believes in good and evil. He believes he knows what's good and evil. he believes he's good. He's a demi-god. He is an unstoppable force. The people fear him. Except for those he has sworn to protect. He has earned his reputation. The world sees him as a weapon, he dislikes this, but still would do anything his kingdom told him to do.

And then there's his best friend: Phil is a weird funky bird guy who likes to fly and chop wood. He doesn't give a FUCK about what's "good" or "evil" just fuck off, he's chopping trees. Everyone respects him to unreasonable ammounts. No one has ever seen him without an axe in his hand and a tree next to him. Everything he does is for the bit. He has no loyalties. He loves his friends but he'd never give up who he is for them. The only time he died was to respond to his calling as Wood Jesus and it didn't work. Like, just a god and his weird cryptid friend