be the serpent

bisexual, biracial, bitch supreme. she/her, 22

[catboymoments]

how y’all feelin

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[shamebats]

Pilot Guillermo is so iconic. He’s like LMAO have you seen these dorky cosplaying DnD playing loser nerds? Aren’t they pathetic? Anyways, let me explain to you in great detail why I’m the biggest vampire nerd of them all and how this entitles me to eternal life

[nicoleanell]

RIP TO THESE VIRGINS BUT I’M A DIFFERENT KIND OF VIRGIN

[newsfromstolenland]

non-muslims: please don't overcorrect for islamophobia by ignoring what is happening in iran right now (women being killed for not wearing or improperly wearing their hijab)

supporting the freedom to choose to wear a hijab means also supporting the freedom to choose not to

jîna mahsa amini was arrested and killed for "improperly" wearing her hijab. there are massive protests happening and police are killing protestors. spread the word.

[zuko-always-lies]

If you live in the U.S. and you’re 12+, you’re eligible for the updated bivalent anti-omicron booster shot, and it should be available in your  local pharmacy. 

Please reblog this post, as there’s been very little news coverage and shockingly little propagation of information about the availability of updated boosters.

[universeofmemes]

[nadjaandlaszlo]

guillermo

[gothicdoubles]

top guillermo lies:

4. called in a bomb threat to a church to move a funeral to night

3. told freddie he worked at the UN

2. she's my girlfriend.... who is also my maid

1. pop up panera

[sparklemaia]

file under “no gender, just vibes”

(also, bbys, you have a right to bodily autonomy, make yrself at home in your body however that looks for you, gender is a choose your own adventure and I’m rooting for you, ily)

[enthyres]

[gennyescsecsemo]

[jewmanji]

goodbye

[fauxmoux]

The Giver, Lowis Lowry, 1993.

[nevershootamockingbird]

[ image id: a photograph of a baby sliding down a hill of snow in a laundry basket. there is an adult crouched down further up the hill, smiling widely / end id ]

[nadjasnandor]

#subtlety? we don’t know her

[nightwatched]

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

[a3esome]

[argumate]

much like the way the Italians exported pizza and the Americans ruined/perfected it for the Italians to import it back again and then re-export the “authentic” product back to America, so the British took tea from Asia and ruined/perfected it by adding milk and sugar then Asia took that and ruined/perfected it by adding tapioca bubbles and even more sugar and exported it back again.

[tafkarfanfic]

So what you’re saying is, food is a conversation between cultures.

[argumate]

“your food sucks ass but I can fix it”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[albertnatural]

[avainblue]

i aint never seen two normal best friends . always one of them gotta be kafkaesque

[corporationkills]

my dad bought honey. but did not get the one shaped like a sweet little bear. why do men rob me of the few chances of true joy in my life.