Duck

They/He. My art blog is random-artduck.

[otterpuppss]

BEANS EPIC FAIL MOMENT

[otterpuppss]

you guys are so fkn funny

[fleebites]

junicorn

day 13

‘cathedral’

[pukicho]

No one has ever made money

[pukicho]

Okay I feel like maybe you don't like me even at all.

[prinnay]

2026:

2016:

I'd like to think I improved a little bit over the last decade ;u;

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

a sore throat is the dumbest immune system response ever. like oh yeah, there's a germ! gotta defend the body against it! let's make it unbearably painful to eat and drink, two of the most necessary things for survival!

[justcallmedom31]

[em-iliart]

how this week has felt

[em-iliart]

Prints of these are now up on my inprnt! Link in bio as always and thank you for the lovely comments 🖤

[jlaudio]

how it feels when the thing i like is something i really like and thats because i really like it and it makes me happy to like it

[kilncreatures]

walky pink shark

[atinybitofhopepunk]

I draw the walky pink shark experiencing whimsical joy at seeing a butterfly

[kilncreatures]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ersahtz]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This walky pink shark is joyful and whimsical!

[littleoldsun]

mermay

[dolltaxidermy]

cannibalism as a metaphor for lo…. NO! just tear into someone with your bare teeth

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[certified-cervid]

why did i make this

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[prokopetz]

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

[prokopetz]

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

[foone]

You know, I don't think the bible really says anything about werewolves?

Like there's a couple times it says "don't fuck beasts" but a harkness-test passing werewolf really doesn't count as such?

Also while trying to research this I found an interesting page on TheTorah.com which discusses both biblical law and the pre-biblical Hittite Law which had slightly different rules about bestiality, including such fun bits as "if a bull fucks a man, you gotta kill the bull and a sheep, but the man is fine" and "it's not a capital offense if you fuck a horse or mule (unlike a cow/pig/dog/sheep), but you gotta stay away from the king and you can't be a priest anymore"

[importantcatpics]

[galacticgoldfishart]

Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them

[chubbbybunnie]

For those who want the pic

[legolokiismighty]

i spent longer than i care to admit on this

[countinglobsters]

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