hey demons, it's ya boi

something else thats funny and will get me friends.

[eyes-like-the-night]

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[dailytxf]

THE X-FILES (1993-2018) - 3.20 • “José Chung’s From Outer Space”

[aurotoiras]

Don’t know what he is but the skinny cunt is chuffin a dart and that makes him ok in my book

[songofsoma]

bg3 tweets

[lakevida]

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

[zvaigzdelasas]

[winemom-culture]

[toddstool]

why did she need to make this so beautiful I got goosebumps because of a song with lyrics about having to deal with weird customers

[littlebirdofprey]

if I were an npc in skyrim I would never leave my house because there are giant spiders out there. My one line of radiant dialogue would be "I don't leave the house, there's giant spiders out there."

[jame7t]

get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

[computationalcalculator]

[hymnsofheresy]

my favorite meme of jesus is the edit of kramskoi's "christ in the desert" where he is smoking a cig. yeah. that's a good one.

[hymnsofheresy]

live jesus reaction to me being a fucking idiot every day

[bewbin]

wife: sweetie are you okay? you havent been yourself since you came home from the war Dude who had his rocket launcher taken away by MasterChief: ill be fine one day but not now

[kineticpenguin]

[evilwizard]

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

[east-coaster-deactivated2021073]

Have you ever had your bussy lips sucked on

I beg your pardon

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[catchymemes]

[mixsethaddams]

“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”

[gran-maul-seizure]

[ubercharge]

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

[kujikawaiiart]

hey I've had it stuck in my head all morning could you repost the juri "if you can read my mind what have I been thinking" meant "you've been thinking 'boobs in my mouth' for the last 30 minutes" post?

SORRY I just saw this here you go