Don't Call It Clever, I'm Very Dumb

She/her. I occasionally make actual posts, sometimes i just repost. Usually my posts are just screenshots, enjoy~

[luvtonique]

Reblog if boobs are pretty cool

[gragam]

the post below is fucking incinerated. sorry

[roselalonde]

hey guys i jus-AAAAA 🔥 AAAAAAAA🔥🔥AAA 🔥 🔥 A 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[duhcatluvr]

*thunderclan elder voice* Back in the old forest she cats had litters and we didn't ask them shit about the father

[sgt-celestial]

why are there so many posts about fighting your tumblr pfp.......what happened to kissing them and feeding them soup.........

[sparrownnax]

rb to give your pfp a forehead kiss and a soup :-)

[koroleva-dvastolba]

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

[youthbookreview]

[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

[jelloapocalypse]

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”

[minecraftsz]

not exaggerating in the slightest when i say this may be the best picture of schlatt in the entire world. maybe the best picture of any person ever.

[minecraftsz]

r u new

[maretriarch]

this shot of mettatons figure from the back is killing me for some reason

[maretriarch]

[ironicmemeing]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Such a Brad thing for him to do

[asoniccatapult]

DEFAULT BRAD

[runby2]

[passioninblue]

no

[kadethecat]

[runby2]

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

[runby2]

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

[dromaeo-sauridae]

you love him…. i love him……. we all love him………….. quackity

[dromaeo-sauridae]

target audience

[qvackjack]

[demilypyro]

Sorry, I'm an atheist, so I don't celebrate 9/11

[demilypyro]

There's a metaphor here about the "religion" of American exceptionalism and how it co-opts tragedies to further its goals but it's fine if you just read this as edgelord humour.

I'm also not American.

[enitre-tyles]

I thought you were implying Jesus flew the planes into the towers

[demilypyro]

Your interpretation gets points for creativity

[callmekevinformcc]

"but tommy"

"i'm baby"

[inniter]

[transsorceress]

is he sympathizing with you or is he just saying "oof" over and over because if so that's not your man that's minecraft steve

[institutionalized-gaming]

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

[its-an-ear-hat-john]

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

[bedhead-queen]

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

[phomosexual]

good morning! what a wonderful day to normalize straight girls having crushes on trans guys and straight guys having crushes on trans girls!

terfs don;t even fuckign look at this post thanks

[phomosexual]

AND NORMALIZE CIS LESBIANS HAVING CRUSHES ON TRANS WOMEN AND CIS GAY MEN HAVING CRUSHES ON TRANS MEN

(via @kayas-wife)

[wwi-flying-ace]

Reblog to piss off a TERF

[penniesinapool-deactivated20200]

How about reblog to support trans people instead

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every emotion I have ever experienced exists on a spectrum that can be best and most concisely summarized by Ancient Egyptian Golden Death Masks

don’t know what this emotion is called, but I’ve felt it every forsaken minute of every accursed day ever since the miserable curse of Sentience was thrust onto my unwilling aching shoulders

[some-guy-161]