Jeezus take the wheel

he/him

[twofingerswhiskey]

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

[mysharona1987]

[beyonslayed]

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

[beyonslayed]

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

[erene-e]

[valtsv]

the 17th century was called ‘the golden age of piracy’ and now that i’m reading about it it’s really not surprising that piracy appealed to so many people

[valtsv]

like, you get to be gay, do crimes, and you have health insurance? well then, just call me jolly roger and pass the rum lads

[valtsv]

[politijohn]

Mr. Thune is 60 yrs old. If he worked as a cook at age 17 making $6/hr, he’d be making $24.07/hr in today’s dollars. Mr. Thune is a buffoon.

[scifiromancemachine]

I like how in Mario Sunshine Mario gets arrested despite having an alibi corroborated by upwards of six different people (his being on a fucking plane/out of the country for nearly every crime he was being tried for), tried but not permitted a defense lawyer or any testimony to be given in his favor, and convicted based solely on crude eye witness testimony which didn’t even match his description (the illustration is literally blue, just like the actual Shadow Mario).  Then within minutes of his sentencing, the actual perpetrator strikes again in broad daylight in front of even more witnesses, and attempts to kidnap someone, only to be stopped by Mario, but Mario is nonetheless still held responsible and held to the task of carrying out his sentence?

Isle Delfino is canonically a police state

[averyterrible]

the normalization of Japan’s 99% conviction rate through state-friendly monarchist media

[jambearie]

I knew not to trust it once they left

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

mozzarella from real life is trans!

[medikawa]

No one is trans please stop

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

you're trans

[tumbleweedd-deactivated20211213]

YOU from REAL LIFE are trans!

[professionalbeard]

y'know how ppl call gays fruits what if we called straight ppl vegetables and bi ppl snacks and asexuals desserjdjfkc mJdmdmcmn n mkxmxlzlslzll)$("!"?mk)*("?"???mmsnndmxm!$!"!(_)$)$)$("!"mdndnncncjckdkdlkfkcmcncnmfnndhjdnfnfnfnncmcncn($+_!'("?"(("!'+'!_('?"kdjfnfkfmfjc?"!'!'?'/02938_+_+!!kxnxmxkzlzkjxncnncmcjcjcjfnmdjkxk

[zucchinibottom-deactivated20231]

[fenrislorsrai]

Girl Scout Cookie Time!

You can buy cookies online from any troop with a page set up.  People bought so many cookies from troop 6000 (who is based out of a homeless shelter in NYC) that is broke the counter on the website.

Here’s six troops from high poverty areas that may struggle to reach their goals. Individual troops list on their page what they’re doing with funds. for many of these its simple things like badges or craft supplies. Get yourself some cookies.

troop 168 Sabra Grande, Puerto Rico 

 Troop 3559 Chinlee, Az (Navajo nation)

 Troop 31897 Meadow Bridge, West Virginia 

Troop 70115 Rena Lara, Mississippi 

 Troop9626 Kykotsmovi Village, AZ  -Hopi Nation

Troop 30349 Darien, GA 

You can also just donate cookies on there and they’ll be distributed to the local community. (I work at food pantry here and clients are always excited to see cookies on the shelves)

You can look up your local troop by zip code on https://www.girlscouts.org/   If they’re similarly struggling to raise funds, reblog and add ‘em on to the chain.

[gilajames]

Troop 9626 Hopi Nation is ONE GIRL.  Her goal is to sell 3,000 boxes of cookies.

ONE GIRL.  Show her some love.

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

you heard it here first folks !

[deco-devolution]

this is so funny im about to explode

[deco-devolution]

[deco-devolution]

[deco-devolution]

[joey-wheeler-official]

What zero analytical ability does to a mf

[captainlordauditor]

im sorry did they seriously list wolfenstein as non political

[edensillypants]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[the-greentext-guy]

[rattle-my-stars]

[guccixcucci]

All this over a mask. A piece of fabric

[afronerdism]

I’m going to show this to the next person who tells me white Canadians are always polite

[saturnineaqua]

Yall ever notice how white women respond demonicslly when told no???

[guccixcucci]

Literally

[amariemelody]

...And she’s throwing these antics with a police officer near her? Just let this have been a black woman and this would’ve been a whole ‘nother video...

[dostoyevsky-official]

holy shit, kellyanne conway posted her underage daughter’s nudes on her public twitter account after claudia posted a tiktok of kellyanne yelling at her

[dostoyevsky-official]

Kellyanne Conway Accused of Posting Nude Photo of Teen Daughter Claudia

#JusticeForClaudia has intensified on Twitter.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i should have done this instead of making my own crappy post abt it but heres a link to transcript of the instagram live video.

a lot of it is unintelligible/crosstalk, but theres a lot of damning abuse going on just in the conversations between them. Kellyanne Conway is a vile abuser who saved blackmail nudes from a child’s phone to her own.

[normal-horoscopes]

Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.

[normal-horoscopes]

I’d even give him a backpack of food, maybe a day’s worth. I’d even leave all his little gadgets on him. You’d only get connection with satellite anyway. He’s got to feel confident or it’s no fun.

[iamaperture]

Would you toy with him a bunch, or just go straight-in for the kill?

[normal-horoscopes]

Oh you absolutely draw it out are you kidding? You let the initial confidence erode into loneliness as the food and batteries run low, and helplessness when they run out, then fear when he realizes I gave him a canteen but no water. Am I trying to prolong the hunt? Or is it a trap to draw him out towards the rivers? The answer is both.

I’d let him get clever. Maybe he can start a fire with the electronics, maybe he read that he can brew the pine needles into tea for some extra calories. Maybe hes one of those guys that carries a multitool he never uses. Maybe he whittles a branch into a crude spear and manages to catch a salmon. Maybe he learns how many little bones they have.

More likely he goes hungry. That’s when you start fucking with him. You sneak into his camp at night. You leave him protein bars. Good ones. You make him feel watched. You make him feel desperate.

You wait for the full moon. Then you break out the horns and dogs and you learn how fast he can really run.

[lowtiermemer]

You seriously need to see a therapist

[uncle-beanbag]

I kinda wish the tables would turn on people like op

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

My gut says OP’s response to “what did Elon do to you?” is “he became wealthy and I’m envious and would rather him be dead”

[normal-horoscopes]

It’s actually the congolese child slave labor and the illegal apartheid emerald mines and the assisting overthrowing the democratically elected government of Bolivia for lithium but go off king

[nudityandnerdery]