alright?

hi let me know if you have any triggers you’d like me to tag! @dumbasnothing.bsky.social on Bluesky!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[uss-emberprise]

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[punky-rooster]

[fiendir]

[segamascott]

[gettingborredofthis]

Pussy*

[segamascott]

balls*

[cloudabserk]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[bifauxnenarmand]

daniel molloy, complete the holy trinity and you will be reincarnated as armand’s vibrator

[bifauxnenarmand]

close enough 💕

[tarmairons]

idea from dmthinkr on twitter

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[tonguethulhu]

skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

[cnwarforged]

Saw this in the comments lol

[sixofkaz]

@srbxzero

[bringcal]

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

[edgar-allan-possum]

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[seased]

Visit Original Link

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[split-subject-deactivated201902]

i crack myself up thinking about this scene so much

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me