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😌 king's jester 👑 🖤 violence 💥 blogging from the sewers 🕳 🐶 Non-Biny, He/They, Adult and I regret learning to read Minors DON'T FOLLOW ME I love reblogging stuff that sparks my joy.

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viruswinebottle

kefka made me insane and i hate him

me vs. sexy suicidal clown gods

willgrahamscock

the generational gap between me and the chronic complainers in fandom tags for every little thing

willgrahamscock

“we need more fics where…” write it

“I don’t like…” no one asked go complain in dms

“he wouldn’t say…” to YOU maybe it’s just FUN

six-demon-bag

unpretty

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

dr-hollands-deactivated20190209

I’m sorry what

unpretty

you heard me

unpretty

elkian

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

fiskeorn-deactivated20180416

@genericrevenge

son-of-maglor

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

unpretty

kinda, yeah

renthebarbarian

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

gregorydickens

That logo looks familiar.

unpretty

WHAT

OH MY GOD

sylveonce

valeriapryanikova

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

markiplieroncesaid

Markiplier 67 incident

scienceviewscreen

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 3/?

Bonus:

catchymemes

pencil-line-deactivated20241029

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

lysenkoite

weaselle

wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

steveyockey

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

hometoursandotherstuff

blazehedgehog

have-thumb-candy

so real trust me

catchymemes

its-emimi

Happy Pride month! 🌈

otterjpg

[insert destiel breaking news meme here]

did-you-know

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

aclockworknick

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

wellshitcaitlin

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

thoughtsofadame

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.