Love's Secret Domain

🔴 It's Real. Unbelievably Real.

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[brutalistarchitecture2]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[dogpuppy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[wayneradiotv]

“chuck mcgill devil may cry 3 boss battle”

[powerburial]

“Jimmy, I don’t fear electricity anymore. in fact, thanks to my friend here I’ve become one with it. Now let me show you what I can do”

[teioh]

if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

[screamydreamy]

machine groaning gears churning steam whistle blows in blizzard HQ as the overwatch diversity machine explodes in a puff of black smoke and out on the conveyor belt rolls a third japanese character who happens to be a ninja

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[wayneradiotv]

representing the hopes and dreams of the pjack nation. Unfortunately he will not be appearing in Tekken 8 at all

[pjackk]

Thankfully this info was debunked and i will be appearing in the game with my new boiling water marshal art fighting style thanks for trying to make me feel like shit for no reason tho

[wayneradiotv]

I asked Kazuya if he remembered you and he said no

[pjackk]

i asked yo cousin if he wanted to eat romantic dinner with me and he said yes

[dwinkus]

its almost time for my next dose of candy

[girls--complex]

I am That I am (a furry)

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[dogpuppy]