coffee first, dammit

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is probably the only vine compilation where I liked every single vine represented.

[deluludiaz]

a late entry, but heavy contender for tik tok of the year

[duotoned]

My customer service voice is so good I was asked if I was a real person or a robot today

[thathoneygrl3]

[jazzheartsdonuts-deactivated202]

Precisely

[majortomwashere]

Good advice.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mickeystrips]

CORRECT

[whitepeopletwitter]

[snowgall]

Hi there! I was wondering if you could please do a tutorial on how to exclude particular relationships in AO3 searches. (And if you happened to use Clint/Coulson in your example I have a friend who would probably offer her firstborn and possibly the second as well.) Thank you for the ones you've already done as well. :D

This is a great question! And I’m happy to use your suggested example :)

AO3 Work Search Tips: Excluding Specific Relationships

So, your friend wants to find fics that don’t include Clint/Coulson in the pairings. The first thing you can try would be to go to the AO3 Work Search form as usual and simply adding -“Clint Barton/Phil Coulson” (the hyphen means “not”) in the “Any Field” bar like so:

And this should mostly work. If an author doesn’t tag for a ship, however, there’s nothing a search can really do about that.

(Note that because AO3 doesn’t differentiate between primary and secondary ships in a work, many users prefer authors NOT to tag secondary ships in the relationship field so as not to clog the search results. Luckily, doing an “Any Field” search will catch tags even when they’re used outside of the relationships field, but again, only if the author added them). 

There are a few additional details to be mindful of though. Like, why did I use “Clint Barton/Phil Coulson” instead of simply “Clint/Coulson” as you requested?

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[holdmecloseandfast]

@ladyaudiophile

[duotoned]

That is so much easier than what I’ve been doing

[nevertrustaduck394]

can’t believe i still have to judge people for leaving before the credits of a marvel movie, its been 10 years you should know what’s up by now

[duotoned]

the only one i didn't stay for was howard the duck

[thecommonchick]

i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person

[thysilus]

[is alive and has to do stuff because of it] hmmm don’t like that

[duotoned]

depression is hard

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[colorfulcartoon-deactivated2019]

[averagefairy]

i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier

[elvesarebad]

i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me

[modwyr]

odyssey au where everything is the same but odysseus is replaced by jean ralphio

[modwyr]

PENNY P! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. War. Gods. Monsters. Naked - MOM?!?! Betrayal. Fleeing the scene. Trapped on an island. Coming here. Disguising myself as a beggar for a week ‘cause technically I’m homeless

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery