ALL HAIL BOO RALH

[crayongirl]

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[punished-venom-solitair-e]

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[brassyasssassafrasaphone]

*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*

[mousenemy]

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[vidadepostureo-deactivated20190]

Audio please 🔉

[armedandgayngerous]

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

[theemotionmachine]

[cyberbullyinc]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[mobian-fr]

what is “lore”

[mobian-fr]

[weirdmageddon]

[brucebocchi]

[dilfhershellayton]

so you might say

[dilfhershellayton]

like

[dilfhershellayton]

you might say i could go h

[gnostalgist]

BITCH haha why you mad? because my baja blasts severely and yours dont

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

“hi welcome to mcdonald’s may i take your order”

me: *slapping my belly real close to the order box* ooooohhh me so hungwy

[galactic-dragoness]

[loszeged]

[neko-mancy]

[beetlebite]

[valtsv]

the shape of water (2018)

[valtsv]

[vedurnan-archive]

[funny-ape]

burgers that steal your IQ points

[tropiyas]

[kingfucko]

there was some science that got done that involved putting a camera on a humboldt squid and

all i can think about is how fucking weird this must be for the squid??? like??? squid do not wear clothes, when left to themselves so how is this one adapting to its new clothes-wearing paradigm, how does it feel about this situation where it is now the only squid in a t-shirt and bodycam

[dragkingandreweldritch]

shit, what do the other squids think? are they jealous that they didn’t get free outfits, or are they all roasting their buddy because he looks like a total dork now

[cumaeansibyl]

I’m reminded of the ornithologists who discovered that banding birds with brightly-colored bands actually disrupted the mating season because female birds were attracted to males with colorful bands

what if these scientists have plunged the normally staid squid community into a maelstrom of unbridled sexual desire because one of them is wearing a shirt

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

oh my fucking god i had a dream that paw patrol was getting harassed on twitter and as damage control they announced one of the paw patrol dogs was transgender and i thought it was real up until a few hours ago