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This fanfic I’m never going to write is really damn good.
I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!
He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!
Alfred: Oh my you’re right
There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well
(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING
Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!
Alfred:
Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”
@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this
Bruce: I have a code.
Alfred: And I have a gun.
Bruce: time to remove the guns.
Alfred: good fucking luck.
I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.
In case anyone doesn’t know where this thread came from: The Batman’s Grave #10
“Alfred Pennyworth will put two bullets in you, and then two more bullets in you, and then another two, just to be sure.”
Harlem Globetrotters Funny moments.
WHERE ARE MY CARDCAPTOR SAKURA FANS?? PLEASE STAND UP!!
Do you ever feel like your writing or your way of talking feels like if you're in a car and you keep lurching forward and hitting the brakes and then lurching forward and then jerking on the brakes etc
Im a broken record at this point but please please please. Do not let this world make you so hard and hopeless and negative. Please let yourself experience joy when the opportunity comes to you
Hi! If ANYONE reblogs this with some edgy shit its an instant block btw
Sometimes, joy is staring out at a thunderstorm and realizing you feel like taking a shower that day. Sometimes, joy is deciding arbitrarily to make yourself brownies because you are sick and want something to make you feel better. Sometimes, joy is a warm cup of tea (or coffee or cocoa) and a heated blanket with the lights dimmed low while you tend to your migraine, because you are allowed to take care of yourself. Sometimes, joy is when you begin wondering where your cat is and then hearing them trill or chirp or yodel because they are lonely too and are calling out for you. Sometimes, joy is texting that friend you haven’t heard from in a while and them replying back. Sometimes, joy is turning on a stupid kids’ movie from your childhood and having it play in the background because it is nostalgic and comforting. Sometimes, joy is when you’re in the passenger seat of a car and the sun falls on you, and you’re listening to good music with your eyes closed and the driver is singing along.
Joy doesn’t have to make you smile wide and feel excitement or even necessarily happiness.
Joy is doing or experiencing something that makes you feel good, because even bad days become better when there’s a spark of something more. No matter how simple. No matter how mundane or childish. Joy is what you make of it.
And I choose to experience mine in the little things, because it means I experience it more often.
Finding joy in the little things: throw on a fancy dress and spin around the house for ten minutes instead of waiting for an occasion to wear it — go wander through a garden for an hour and take photos of every pretty flower you see — turn the music up when you clean and take regular dance breaks without worrying about who will see you — buy a box cake mix and go wild with decorating it (I like making cupcakes) — sing in the shower — do some colouring and, if you worry about getting the colours wrong, make photocopies and colour the same thing six times
I find life to very so much better when I take the time to enjoy the little things. They’re like the scaffold holding up the big things, and support my efforts in pursuing bigger joys.
(Also, labelling your to do list as ‘daily quests’ ‘side quests’ and/or ‘main scenario quests’ make them sound much more fun)
What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?
Partial transformation - mummy rot is slowly turning you to sand, a near miss from a medusa left you with partially stoned body parts, etc.
Hypnotic suggestions from being mind controlled persist after the controller’s death, causing the victim to occasionally take actions to support the cause of a mind flayer cult that no longer exists.
Repeated demonic possession has left the patient with permanent gaps in their soul’s defenses, causing them to immediately get re-possessed if they go outside a consecrated area.
Post-resurrection trauma as the revived soul remembers an unpleasant afterlife.
Magical healing can get very weird if something is stuck in the wound. It’ll get you back on your feet, but you can get outcomes like “there’s a chunk of wood fused into your chest because the magic couldn’t figure out how to get the arrow out of your chest and just healed it in place,” and this can cause mobility issues or infection vectors down the line.
SHealth tied to something else - the health of a tree, the amount of frost on the ground, the inverse of another person’s, the political power of whoever cursed you
Curse of bad luck - makes any small illness or injury potentially fatal if not treated with anti-curse in addition to anti-infection procedures
Magical reliance on a magical or nonmagical substance - can have any number of side effects
Repeatedly being drunk by vampires can cause an increase in blood production and therefore high blood pressure and related ailments. Can be treated by blood letting.
There’s a lot of hybridization happening in a lot of fantasy settings, and that’s just asking for a lot of people with weird half-dragon genetic disorders. Works out fine for some people, not so much for others.
Parasitized by (insert creature here). If you don’t take the correct precautions to keep it dormant it will continue to spread and eventually hatch out/transform you.
Repeated contact with the undead has left you open to their influence - leading to hearing or seeing things that other mortals can’t, which can distort or distract from more mundane concerns.
Alternately to being more vulnerable to intrusion, one’s soul can form a scar that makes helpful magic more difficult to take in.
Sleep disorders that make one fall into an impenetrable sleep at a specific trigger, or to do so for years at a time.
Out of phase with 4D space, one’s body not connected to itself or anchored in place/time in the usual way. There could be a consistent two hour gap between the things you hear and what has happened, you might clip into the floor as if it was in a different place for you, or you might slide through the material plane in cross section.
Intermittent intangibility.
Split into two people, each with only half your traits.
Stuck in a mirror.
Sensitivity to ambient magic - like the thing where peoples’ joints ache before a storm but for being near ley lines or people with a lot of magic built up or other magic reservoirs. - The potential for magic, but where the magic has not yet begun.
Heal spell dependency: years of repeated serious injuries being healed by magic causes the body to stop healing naturally. seen often in professional fighters and those with a long career in hazardous occupations.
the forgotten dread: memory modification magic has caused the subject’s conscious mind to forget some past trauma, but their subconscious still remembers, causing them emotions that they cannot explain or justify ranging from mild discomfort to blind panic when presented with triggers related to the aforementioned trauma. often encountered in cases where the subject has paid an unscrupulous mage to make them forget their past as an ill-advised alternative to therapy.
Psychically Transmitted Memories: the subject’s mind has been linked to another person’s and, although the bond has since been severed, they have retained memories or thought patterns from the other person that are difficult to distinguish from their own.
Negative Life Syndrome (previously “False Life Syndrome”): seen most often in cases when the subject is exposed to dark magic while in the womb, Negative Life Syndrome leaves the subject’s life energies tainted by undeath without making them truly undead. common symptoms include intolerance of radiant magic, aversion to sunlight, and the inability to set foot on hallowed ground; rare symptoms include healing from negative energies, sudden necrosis, and the desire to eat flesh or drink blood of living beings.
lycanthropy
Early Life Possessions: the subject was possessed by a spirit or demon during early childhood or infancy, and the possessing presence was in control of them when they learned important milestones, such as how to walk or speak. The subject is now dependant upon the possessing presence to help them perform these tasks or, in cases where the presence has since been exorcised, performs the relevant tasks at a level appropriate for an infant or small child.
Body requires nutrients not found in human food, and you must eat rocks, or gems, or some other alternative. You may or may not have the ability to actually digest these without magical assistance
Awareness of too many dimensions makes it difficult to interact with just this one - either to keep track of conversations, or walk to specific locations without ending up on another planet instead
Telekinetic psychosis - delusions tend to physically affect those around you (but HIGH chance for ableism in this one!)
you have flare-ups where your skin tends to slough off and be replaced by some other substance
After sharing life energy with a dying loved one, you’re now both trying to survive off one person’s supply. Like chronic fatigue, but if your loved one gets too big of a bruise you won’t have the energy to get up until it heals
living in reverse
stuck at a certain age
supersenses lead to constant overstimulation
you’re a changeling, and if you don’t have someone who loves you close by, you’ll turn back into sticks and mud
Okay looks like the artist, or at least original poster, is 琳朝 on Bilibili.
that is absolutely insanely gorgeous. I'm so used to everything being cast rather than made by hand like this. and I know my parents have a decorative brass platter from I want to say Turkey that's similar to this that in the back of my head I knew had been handmade but had never really thought about the process of making it and now I am just like dude humans can be so awesome sometimes.
Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit
I need to know how much you guys sleep. I sleep for an average of 8-10 hours every night (I go to sleep at 9:30/10 and wake up at 7 usually). I can function on six hours, though.
how long yall sleep
I get 1-2 hours of sleep
I get 3-5 hours of sleep
I get 6-8 hours of sleep
I get 8-10 hours of sleep
I get 10+ hours of sleep
I’m bald/nuance/etc
Reblog this you fools
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)
It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!
Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting. Reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote
You all have one week, let's see how this goes
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@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this
Have fun !!
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if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night
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if this hits 100k, i'll shame another literary character via booty shorts
@rox-and-prose ?
anyone who's always wanted to watch leverage but couldn't afford it and couldn't find it to pirate it, or just prefers watching things on youtube instead of futzing with unofficial sites:
the first three seasons are on youtube, in full, uploaded by the creators, in the correct order (the first season was aired out of order by the network)
Can you stand up off the ground without using your hands?
While this ability seems very simple for some - there are many who can't do it!
Or at least, can't do it without some cracking and pain.
If this is you - here are some simple ways you can build up whenever you're standing up any way!
Into the unknown
Infused with Light - Erika Toliusis , 2022.
Uruguayan , b. 1969 -
Oil on canvas , 120 x 120 cm.