moved

[dirtypersonacrackfessions]

[victorious]

[realdoobz]

vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies

[zohbugg]

Cinematic magic

[sizvideos]

Watch it in video

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[sayakist-archive-blog]

when you almost drop something on the ground but you catch it in time

[textpostsandcats]

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

[chuabaka]

[dv-moved-blog]

My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.

[spacesanta-deactivated20131225]

incomplete list of things girls like:

homicide

double homicide

triple homicide hell yeah

witchcraft

lesbianism

human sacrifice

dead things

monsters

summoning satan

[jinzlers]

[krudman]

I love this

[bigbigtruck]

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

[bitches-im-balin-blog]

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

[dextronoms]

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

[fuchsiamae]

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

[therealsax]

"hey beauti-" "SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

[official-motherfuckinoedipus-de]

”are you an angel becau-”

”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

[cleopatrasweave-deactivated2014]

i drew a bunch of elves of color!!

[prokopetz]

This post reminds me of something that happened a few years back. I once served as art director for a project where the illustration spec called for characters of a variety of races (in the real-world sense, not the Dungeons & Dragons sense - though the latter was involved as well).

We had one particular artist, tasked with drawing a series of elves, who didn’t quite seem to get what that meant. Their output was basically “white elf”, “another white elf”, “white elf with a tan”, “white elf looking a bit pale”, “yet another white elf”, etc.

When this was pointed out, they were like “oh, yeah, now I get it - I’ll totally fix that with my next piece”. They proceeded to turn in a picture of a blue elf. In the end, we had to provide specific quotas for specific levels of racial representation in order to get the point across. It all worked out in the end, but it’s stuck with me ever since that this artist examined the original spec, looked at our feedback, and came to the conclusion a blue elf was more plausible than a black one.

In conclusion: this is awesome.

[medievalpoc]

Read that last paragraph as many times as you need to.

[ulibeanzz]

one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher 

[ellenripleysbelieveitornot]

the other boys were just jealous because he gets all the gulls

[mint-dibambolina]

Just finish half way of cleaning my room Welcome to my world ~ ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

[cemeterydeer-deactivated2014093]

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

[lorddarkfetus-deactivated201503]

supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast

[ostracizedpoodle]

NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space

[multipack]

[kynareth]

hello world i’m willingly awake before noon and trying to adjust to this strange new lifestyle

[kynareth]

i just fucking poured orange juice into my coffee

[crwnly-deactivated20150506]

I WANT A GOOD PENCIL BRUSH FOR PAINT TOOL SAI

SLAMS FIST ON TABLE

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

uhh, you can use mine if you’d like?

You have to add smudges though if you really want it to look like a pencil

also if you have photoshop, you can make it look a lil more like...