stranger things fic where none of the core four can realize that they are queer because any time one of them mention finding a guy hot the other three go "oh yeah i agree!" and they each think the other three are Straight, so they think that that means nothing.
like. mike going "haha yeah ralph macchio is hot" and dustin, lucas and will all go "OH MY GOD YES" and they talk about that for thirty minutes. and mike thinks "well obviously this is normal straight activity. because all my friends are Straight. obviously. i dont need to have a crisis about this"
max and el are no help because they ALSO have a crush on all the woman in the media they consume
this keeps happening until dustin talks to robin about this and she goes "What."
he then has to help all his friends come out to themselves.
