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ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!

aw omg would date u sound adorable

batz

kisskissfuckshitup

to people who put antlers and a nose on their car for christmas

you can’t trick me. I know that’s a car. you fool

nightwatched

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”

a3esome

avatarmerida

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

XVI. The Tower

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

officialfist

lesbianshepard

sometimes i remember that the CIA sent a woman to kill castro and instead she changed her mind and slept with him instead. imagine the CIA to fund your trip to cuba so you could fuck castro. legend.

lesbianshepard

She was given two botulism-toxin pills to drop in Castro’s drink, so her story goes. Just one would kill him in 30 seconds, but she got cold feet.

“I knew the minute I saw the outline of Havana I couldn’t do it,” she told Vanity Fair, describing her emotions on landing in the Cuban capital.

“He leaned over, pulled out his .45, and handed it to me,” she recounted. “He didn’t even flinch. And he said, ‘You can’t kill me. Nobody can kill me.’ And he kind of smiled and chewed on his cigar … I felt deflated. He was so sure of me. He just grabbed me. We made love.”