tomorrow is promised to no man

[buildanaltarwhereitswells]

this is how i think it must feel to be a new mcr fan

[heartnosekid]

juvenile puffer fish | undersea_gameqmi on ig

[narutwitter]

[medievaljournalist]

someone invited a grey alien to the kings tourney and it keeps vaporizing the horses and squires with a ray gun

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“pillows expire after a year” “you need new shoes every 6 months” no thanks. even if that’s true it’s stupid i think i can sleep on a slightly deflated pillow

[textpostscymraeg]

"mae gobennyddion yn darfod ar ôl blwyddyn" "rydych angen esgidiau newydd bob 6 mis" dim diolch. hyd yn oed os mae hynny'n wir mae'n wirion dwi'n meddwl fedrai gysgu ar obennydd sydd ychydig yn fflat

[lesbicosmos]

this will forever be my all time favourite review of florence's music

[kronkk]

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

[kronkk]

Its sebulba yeah

[cannibalchicken]

[assfuckmcgriddle]

toger we can achieve anything

[lesbile]

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

[possuminnit]

very busy. i have to pace in circles for 6 hours. you understand

[valdevia]

Incubomurum domus, commonly known as "house meat", is an amorphous vertebrate that lodges itself in the empty spaces of buildings.

Originally believed to have evolved in caves, it quickly adapted to human dwellings and their ample feeding opportunities. Apart from predating the inhabitants, they may cause structural instabilities to the foundation. Prompt removal is recommended.

[thragglikesrockzthragglikesblog]

This thing from future world!? This in every home? Thragg not sure if how he feel about future if wall meat there.

[valdevia]

I can't believe my art made it to caveman tumblr

[triumph-of-adaptation]

[sexhaver]

this man living in 4019

[plum-soup]

once again proving you can literally do anything with audacity

[uchihakakashi]

why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

[sunfang]

[mosoli]

im still laughing at this

[lydiardbell]

Joke’s on them, we ruined Yahoo

[ltwilliammowett]

Tom ship's cat of HMS Caroline, 1916

[honeymushroom]

oh okay

[do-you-have-a-flag]

every image from this facebook account is so good