down bad for a blond man

ilya’s dykey gf // obviously 18+ // will have the long game spoilers // main: elouiseattheplaza

[shanehollandered]

[francoisarnaudsource]

Francois Arnaud is seen in Greenwich Village on June 15, 2026 in New York City.

[ily-a]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025-)

[hayhihelloo]

This expansion is really turning the league into one huge mess!

If only we had some sort of royal tiger paper towel…

Maybe even one that is perphaps known for powering through tough messes…

[ilyasmole]

less than a week until the first day of summer.....aka less than a week until wet hot shane summer begins.....

[smokey-ilya]

unrivaled sexy times wishlist

shane calling ilya captain (insp) while getting railed and called a good boy

more ilya hole, more fingers or a tongue but what i really want is some reversal where ilya soft doms from the bottom and they realize it’s a perfect semi-annual addition to their beautifully full sex life

ilya coming on shane’s face, can be in the shower but tongue needs to be out

shane dirty talks in russian… maybe an entire russian exchange where ilya tells him what to do in russian to test his language comprehension but in the spirit of the “is my special day, hollander, i want to watch”

they have rough loud sex in a hotel room (maybe even pissed off sex after a bad game and power struggle as shane adjusts to not being a captain) on a road trip and it makes things weird at team breakfast the following morning… and hazy is scarred for life

bonus: they go through boxes of old shit as they settle into the ottawa house and shane finds ilya’s jersey from the int’l prospect cup and surprises him… then gets railed and called a good boy (a ~*~theme~*~)

[24gingerale81]

got sad thinking about the circumstances Irina must have been in for her to marry someone who is more than twice her age :(( then it gets even worse considering that Ilya says his mom was still in her twenties when she had him and he is canonically four years younger than his brother in the books, so the absolute latest she could’ve had Alexei/Andrei is 25 but let's be real, it's way more likely that she was closer to 20 when she had her first child. She was a mom of 2 by the time she was 24 and she was married to a miserable old man who consistently abused and terrorised her. Irina Rozanova, you deserved the world :(((

[loontattoo]

I’m everywhere I’m so Ilya

[silverlionlilies]

I read so many hr fics in which a point is made to make it clear that Shane and Ilya couldn’t keep any photos of each other out of fear of their relationship being exposed. I’d like to read at least one in which they purposefully *do* take pics of each other. Like, they still go through the same timeline and the same steps of eventually getting together, but they have a slightly elevated sense of emotional attachment from the beginning that they aren’t afraid to express to one another, and that’s via taking pics.

This comes out of the heartbreaking vision I had: in the relative immediate aftermath of their relationship being exposed, and the internet is doing cia level detective work to dig up proof, Ilya posts a singular photo: Shane, laughing at something Ilya said, his hand outstretched to playfully bat away Ilya’s flip phone (or blackberry or whatever phones they had in 2010). And it’s clear that the photo was taken on an older phone bc of the quality. And Ilya captions the post something like “we were just kids.”

[avantgarden-er]

Hayden like do you have to wear that thing everywhere. Shane voice what thing.

Shane:

[ticklefighthockey]

you’re telling me ilya never drunk dialed shane during the two-year wait and slurred into shane’s voicemail about all the things he was going to do to jane’s body if shane just let him touch him again. calling shane’s hole his pussy so he can do this in semi-public of course. cliff afterwards is like wow that’s either going to be a huge turn-on for your girl or she’s going to file for a restraining order that makes it complicated for you to play in montreal

[ticklefighthockey]

shane never ever mentions it because obviously ilya drunk dialed him by mistake instead of whatever girl he was chasing (some other jane…) and it still kind of embarrasses him how many times he got off to the sound of ilya’s voice talking to/about someone else. cliff is the one who brings the truth to light perhaps in an extremely raunchy toast at the wedding

[cannissmajor]

Hollanov’s REAL wedding

[iero]

Ilya Rozanov week: Day one Favorite moment(s): Letting himself be a kid again around the people he loves ♥︎

HEATED RIVALRY (2025 -)

[russianblush]

ILYA ROZANOV APPRECIATION WEEK — day one: favorite moment

[hudconsociety]

New photo of Connor yesterday at the wrap party of Turpentine! 🌟

[gaygoatshane]

MYHOLLANOV

[heatedrivalryz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILYA ROZANOV! JUNE 15th, 1991 (insp)