shes lesbiab

girls (im 20, lesbian af, love hp :////)

[booigi-boi]

Ron has bit of a panic attack after realizing he’s in love with both his best friends

[stilesstays]

2 lads of dubious sobriety (x) 

[booigi-boi]

Boys chilling in the common room 🦁

I spent 3 days on this, please reblog

[booigi-boi]

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

Fashion boyfriends with a height difference

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

I can’t believe Rita Skeeter wrote about Harmony when she could be writing about RonHarry with the homoerotic picture of half naked Harry clinging to Ron’s unconscious body on the lake shore with the moving picture edited JUST right as if it cut off before Harry goes to kiss Ron

[transporpentinagoldstein]

Ron Weasley/Harry Potter

[lo-ireese-deactivated20210508]

make me choose ⟶  L A V E N D E R ♥ P A R V A T I or dean & seamus *:･ﾟ.✧:･ﾟ

❝  why would you wanna break a perfectly good heart? ❞  

for @padmeisqueen ♡ join my celebration !

[chilledmilk]

yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.

wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.

america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.

[chilledmilk]

im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon

[roachpatrol]

english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport. 

‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand. 

the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?

english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*

american wizard: six beers

[chilledmilk]

@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best

[jumpingjacktrash]

thank you my patronus is a monster truck

[systlin]

I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.

[kyraneko]

Variant: What with the International Statute of Secrecy being an international law, the American magical community suffered quite a bit at the hands of forcible attempts to make everyone conform to it, until anti-seclusionist magical forces got their hands on the sort of magics being used to hide the wizarding world from nonmagical society, and hid themselves and their communities from the magical government and its institutions.

That’s why Ilvermorny is “the only American wizarding school.” That’s why the American magical population feels like something the size of the British one pasted on something a couple orders of magnitude bigger. That’s why Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them is so white. That’s why nonmagical people have a persistent quiet willingness to believe in magic just enough to allow for the possibility of its existence, and fill their stories with it, and readily interact with the idea of it. It’s an elaborate homegrown smokescreen to hide hundreds of integrated magical communities from the magical community that demands magical communities keep themselves secret.

The forces behind the International Statute of Secrecy made themselves such an absolute nuisance that some 95% of the magical population of America stole their hide-from-the-muggles spells and locked them out of knowledge of their existence.

The International Wizarding Community: “You are now forbidden to let any nonmagical people know you exist.”

Six Gazillion American Wizarding Communities: *Jedi mind trick hand motions* “Fuck you, we don’t exist. Nothing to see here.”

The International Wizarding Community: “Looks like the problem’s been solved, I guess. Pip pip cheerio.”

Six Gazillion American Wizarding Communities And Their Muggle Friends: “OK I’mma cast Engorgio on my tires and invent Monster Trucking, hold my beer.”

[aglassroseneverfades]

this is the best addition to this post to date, headcanon absolutely fucking accepted

[time-travel-toke-up]

Omg, can you imagine parseltongue in Texas?

“Listen here, you fucking rattler, I do not have time to hear about the differences between hares and rabbits.”

“But the hares are sssssso tasty…”

[msfbgraves]

‘Pip, pip, cheerio’ - ya know, the reason why anything outside of the French wizarding world is so sketchily rendered, is that the rest of the world has done this trick too. Durmstrang is somewhere in Scandinavia with a German name and Russian customs? It’s a hoax and at least ten countries are in on it. The Irish have no wizarding school? Maybe Seamus has very loyalist parents! Here’s England thinking it is the centre of the world, using parchment and owls, for Merlin’s sake. The rest of the world has been doing its own thing for centuries, and some schools like to humour them at times. They haven’t noticed, and Estonia especially cannot believe their complete ignorance of IT-magic.

[ruelukas22]

The entire British Wizarding World has Harry Potter’s level of noticing things that don’t pertain to it.

[explorerrowan]

So… completely on brand for the British Ministry of Magic as depicted in the books: absolutely oblivious even when it literally explodes in their face and murders children and shit.

[ibelieveinturtles]

Oh my gosh, so many good additions!

[amuseoffyre]

tbh, Hogwarts is to wizarding Britain what Eton is to muggle Britain. Special school that generally churns out quite an alarming number of bigots and wankers who end up running the show despite a worrying lack of real world experience, qualifications and actual intelligence. *coughToriescough*

I’m firmly of the view that there were mini-wizarding schools in the Highlands and Islands which were quashed a lot in the early-mid 18th century, because Yay Brutal Colonisation, amirite?

[hyratel]

@dovewithscales I’m crying this is glorious

[dovewithscales]

This is great. Rowling is awful but the fandom is awesome

[stereden]

I just fucking realised…

DurmSTrang

STurm und Drang, German started artistic (mostly literary) and political movement in the second half of the 18th century in which “individual subjectivity and, in particular, extremes of emotion were given free expression in reaction to the perceived constraints of rationalism imposed by the Enlightenment and associated aesthetic movements.”

Aka one of my favourite literary period, heralded amongst others by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe who remains one of my favourite ever poets.

I wonder if she did that on purpose or just invented a word? Because it would be interesting if JK did it on purpose - the idea of ‘extreme emotions’ and rejection of the ‘constraints of rationalism’ sound both like something that would fit their reputation for dark magic while also simultaneously going against the rigid, nearly military-esque impression the Durmstrang students gave off, especially in the movie.

(on that note, Krum(m) literally means ‘bent, crooked’ in German which made me laugh the first time I read it)

@deadcatwithaflamethrower you’ve probably been tagged in this already but I thought it might interest you :)

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I’ve seen it before but I haven’t seen the new additions. Love them all except the bit where “Harry Potter doesn’t notice things” and keep wondering if they were paying attention when they read the books, because Harry literally notices *everything* because he’s used to *everything around me wants to hurt me* levels of hypervigilance.

Who insists the Stone is going to be stolen until at least his friends believe him?

Who insists on continuing to figure out what the fuck is going on with the Chamber bullshit until he’s stubborn enough to go fix it his own damn self while the adults do whatever?

Dude had the fucking *balls* to confront a werewolf and a murderer in a shack and then turned around and started having it fucking out with Snape right there because Fuck You We’re Going To Find Out Why This Shit Has Been Happening All Year Shut The Entire Fuck Up!

Fourth book: Legitimately panicked kid with his nose to the ground because “I’m going to die” was yet again a legitmate and CONSTANT possibility?

(Five, six, and seven: don’t count because they happened in some fucked-up alternate reality.)

Harry Potter would visit America, notice all of the (to him) unhidden magic going on and the absolute CHILL of non-magical types, and how happy people were and how much less administrative government CONTROL was going on from Ministry-like folks, pick up a telephone, call Hermione, and be like, “WE ARE ALL MOVING TO THE UNITED STATES IMMEDIATELY, also I’m learning how to drive. Bye!”

Hermione would be confused and mildly disapproving until she discovers that civil rights for everyone is totally a thing Wizarding American believes in and DID and there are no enslaved house-elves because that shit’s illegal and would promptly decide she has Found Her Political People.

Ron would just want to drive the Monster Truck, especially when he has a six-pack with other American wizards and tells them about the flying Ford Anglia and now there are Flying Monster Trucks because Holy SHIT, we didn’t think of THAT. GET THIS KID ANOTHER BEER.

[queery-potter]

@fangirlinghufflepuff asked:

parvati patil x susan bones?   (made by em)

[moonypadfootprongslily]

Cho Chang/Susan Bones

[gettinhellaturnt]

hp wlw: hannah x susan 

she’s absolutely smitten, she’ll never let you go

[sweetdeesreynolds-deactivated20]

ship aesthetic ⇨ hermione granger x susan bones

[betterbekind]

a single bed room apartment, a cluttered kitchenette, papers crowded over every surface, law books and records of court hearing, whispered kisses in the dark of night while the candle is burning at both ends, girls raised in war who would not settle for injustice, cold cups of coffee passed between warm hands, tired smudges of lipstick, never ever giving up, loyalty and courage and love

Femslash February: Hermione Granger x Susan Bones 

[betterbekind]

@aliciavspinnet @deanthomasfinnigan

[magicfolk]

[bluebowties-xo]

HP LGBTQ Relationships (6 of ?): Hannah Abbott and Susan Bones

Bisexual Hannah

Lesbian Susan

[madetofly]

The Imperfect Feminist Education of Daphne Greengrass

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/F Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Relationship: Susan Bones/Daphne Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass & Pansy Parkinson, Astoria Greengrass & Daphne Greengrass Characters: Daphne Greengrass, Pansy Parkinson, Astoria Greengrass, Susan Bones, Original Characters Additional Tags: Lesbian Character, Childhood, Growing Up, Self-Discovery, Feminist Themes, Sexism, Homophobia Summary: The road to self-actualization is a long one. That’s never more true than when you’re a lesbian born into a traditional pureblood family. But Daphne’s going to figure it out.

Read on AO3.

Daphne’s favourite storybook was, without a doubt, Orin the Auror. She’d had the book for as long as she could remember, and though she couldn’t read it on her own yet, the pictures were enough to keep her occupied when her parents didn’t have time to read to her. She’d flipped through the entire series so often that the pages had been magically repaired three times after coming free from the binding.

Orin did exciting things that Daphne could only dream of. He dueled would-be thieves in front of Gringotts. He observed people on the street until he could recite their entire life’s story for the smallest of clues. He even protected Hogwarts when Headmaster Henry wasn’t strong enough to do so himself.

Yes, Orin the Auror was Daphne’s hero. It didn’t matter whether he was real or not. It never occurred to her to consider such things anyway. He was real enough inside her heart and her imagination, and all she wanted was to be like him when she was older.

“I’m going to be an Auror,” she announced to her uncle one day, her chest puffing out with the declaration.

The newest Orin book was clutched in her hands, and her uncle eyed it distastefully as he observed her. Daphne’s grin didn’t fall until he spoke.

“Don’t be ridiculous,” he drawled, emphasizing the words with a roll of his eyes. “No proper Greengrass woman can become an Auror.”

A lead weight settled in the pit of Daphne’s stomach. It was true that Orin and many of his fellow Aurors were men, but there were a couple of women who fought alongside him, even if none of them were named. It had never occurred to Daphne that she wouldn’t be welcome in the profession.

Continue reading on AO3.

[padfoot-prongs-and-polaroids]

Susan Bones x Hannah Abbott

For @zine-e