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I am a writer, a journalist, a historian, a curator of entropy.

Once you enter my domino effect then you'll forever be part of my case study. Everything, everyone: every fleeting strangers and every visceral betrayals. The leaves carried by wind and the nuclear ruins. Each pattern of existence is a part of the scaffolding that upholds my religion.

I do not let go not even a grain of sand.

My memory is my greatest legacy: You, and you, and you— preserved in my autopsy of existence, immortalized in my philosophies and dissected in my theories.

Into the spine of my archive, I named every passing soul— my obsessive and gluttonous memory, starving for every fibre of everyone's hidden Whys and Hows — is my Greatest legacy.

overpassart

the final boss 💥

dykepuffs

I have the most beautiful news which is - When my eldest niece was a toddler, we all - Me, two of my biker friends, and four generations of my family - went to see the fireworks at the beach, and she got cold and sleepy so I wrapped her up in my leather jacket and denim kut covered in patches from bike rallies and sat her on my bike so she could warm herself up on the still-hot engine, where she fell asleep.

Her Mam took a photo, and I jokingly said "One day, if she's gay, she'll be able to impress girls with that picture."

Anyway, today she texted me and said that a girl she likes was really impressed with the photo of her as a baby hanging out with the bikers.

ladyaldhelm

HOW TO TURN OFF GOOGLE AI in GMAIL:

Open Gmail in your browser

Click on the Gear Icon ⚙️ in the upper right

In the General Tab, scroll down to "Smart Features" and UNCHECK THE BOX. It is about halfway down.

Then, right below that is Google Workspace smart features. Click on the "Manage Workspace Smart Features" and make sure both toggles are OFF

angel-wing-feathers

He’s so fucking cute i wanna squeeze him til he pops

beemovieerotica

feefal

Gotta continue drawing gang, if not for you then for your inner tween self who makes vampire oc’s

shamebats

"X identity queer people don't belong in Y identity queer spaces" girl what spaces??? The gay & lesbian bars that are closing down & being replaced with ✨ absolutely nothing ✨? The pride parades that are losing funding & getting smaller?? The events with low attendance?? Those queer spaces???

artyphex

Honestly it's time we as a society moved passed John Mulaney and made Josh Johnson the new most quotable comedian. Like, you can still use those John Mulaney jokes that are now ingrained into your consciousness but seriously, we need to adopt more from Josh Johnson. Josh Johnson has a wholeass YouTube channel where he drops a specials worth of comedy a month, and he's hilarious. Genuinely he is one of the funniest men alive. Please listen to Josh Johnson

achillesvevo-deactivated2020090

yamitamiko

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

tinyhipsterboy

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

pg-chan

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other.

stevishabitat

Customer: I got my book but it looks like it’s been used before. There are underlines and highlights.

Me: Yes, Used books can have some underlining and highlighting.

Customer: I didn’t want a used book.

Me, double checking the order: Well, it does look like you selected Used.

Customer: I wouldn’t do that. I hate used books.

Me: The price charged was X, and the price for New would be Y.

Customer: Well I just picked the cheapest option.

Me: Which would be Used…

socialistexan

manicpixiesnail

written in the stars

angstandhappiness

Neat

zandrapaints

good morning from me and all my house plants!!

kit00ily

Putting the power couple front and center

izukutsuki

idk how ppl don't get that izuku being a teacher is actually the PERFECT ending to his story. that's literally what it means to be a HERO to him!!!!! his favorite hero - FUCKASS ALL FUCKING MIGHT - was his TEACHER. his whole story has been marked with SAVING and INSPIRING kids EVEN SINCE HIMSELF WAS A KID!!!!! his whole fight with shigaraki was about finding tenko, a kid that needed help, inside him. being teacher is being a hero. that's what izuku was learning all along.