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[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[classyvirgx]

Same

[tuesdayalissia]

wow!

[pavelchekovswig]

Everyone: jk the asian representation in the Harry Potter series is really bad

Jk: wHaT aBoUt NaGiNi

Everyone: ma’am she’s a snake

Jk: yEs BuT sHe’S sEcReTlY bEeN a CuRsEd AsIaN wOmAn ThE wHoLe TiMe

Everyone:

[mightyenas-deactivated20120728]

[ookamideus-deactivated20140105]

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[westborofaptist]

im dying

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

this is what I do to the people who put unfunny additions to my posts 

[rnavka]

wow uh violence isnt an answer hunty

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[coughloop]

[stimman3000]

[youmgsandwiche]

this got wilder with each sentence. a+++ would read again

[vladtheunfollower]

[toastbutteregg]

[gummiebearz]

I don’t watch adventure time but I’m glad the bubblegum lady kissed her vampire girlfriend

[lochnessmorgan]

I love how making of Sense8 is actually much simpler than I thought.

[taco-bellamy]

Here’s some more bc why not: