Kato

$PK|(L)GBT🌈| 20 | NJ

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

💗💗❤️❤️

[lovelylarayyy]

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

[h0odrich]

shoutout to all my insanely talented people forced to put their passion on the back burner to work bullshit jobs in order to support themselves

[catchymemes]

“My mom has 5 sets of china (don’t ask) and put them in her pool prior to being evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!”

[ap-kinda-lit]

Mom priorities

[hyratel]

@biomechanicalfishhorror @ocoree @gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

1. To quote an old engineering proverb: “If it looks stupid, but it works, it’s not stupid.”

2. I love that the two lawn chairs are in there too.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Who are y'all DATING

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@tyloriousrex

[tylorioussex-deactivated2024062]

Yeah that’s wild. Why tf would she have to leave? 🤨🤨

[legacytwinb34]

🤔🤔🤨 that’s crazy

[banana-cake-deactivated20201028]

Umm last time I checked it’s 2018 not 1874

[theonlymysticeyesmarie]

THIS

[king-jsmoove-deactivated2022110]

Hell nah she’s chilling with us. If that’s a problem it’s time to get new friends

[sadgirlsosa]

^thank you.

[6lacksoul]

[asj231-deactivated20190614]

I feel unloveable because sometimes I just wake up and feel sad and I don’t even know how to deal with it so how could I ever expect someone else to? 

[whenyavoguingfem]

did anyone catch the bqs voguing at ruby and sapphires reception

[feministism]

[liberalsarecool]

Current number is 199 mass shootings. Still no undocumented immigrants. Still almost all white men committing the killings.

Where is the zero tolerance policy for white men?

[petr1kov]

the real progenitor of ‘cool motive still murder’

[sleepin]

[weavemama]

BY A WHAT

[artistil]

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

[1petulantpanda]

Give it a dime, apparently.

[1petulantpanda]

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

[momma-crow]

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

It’s laying eggs in you.

[prokopetz]

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

[moonsofavalon]

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

[studentmadeofmelanin]

Naahhhhhhhhh foh!

[little-tunny]

[thewildthingsarenow]

Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today

[nuclearnoa-deactivated20190411]

I was literally in tears before I even put the sound on. Like, for starters the cat’s name is “Goop”. Just…Goop. Then it’s like…what is that VOICE EVEN. Finally, the crash and gentle “oops”. Truly a cinematic masterpiece, I’m still dying.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[acenull-deactivated20230326]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[a-beautiful-queen]

[gahdamnpunk]

But women discrimination is a myth right??

[feministism]