Earth Opal's trashcan

(He/Him) This blog is just dedicated to my awful memes, stoopid humor and opinions (plz follow my art account: http://green-opal03.tumblr.com)

[earth-opal2]

Fuck love triangles, let's normalize more hate triangles

[earth-opal2]

Ok there's something that I've been thinking for the last 3 years and I can't hold it anymore.

Ok so in Regular Show: The Movie, the park gang go back in time 6 years ago. This movie came out in 2015, meaning they traveled back to 2009, and Regular Show's first episode came out in 2010.

This means that at one point after the events most of the park gang decided to say "Hey, what if we just got naked and just dressed generically?" And everyone was like "Ok" LMAO.

[r3golith2]

Happy trans day of visibility!

Shoutout to trans men!

Shoutout to trans women!

Shoutout to nonbinary, genderqueer, genderfluid, etc. people!

Shoutout to POC trans people!

Shoutout to disabled trans people!

Shoutout to closeted trans people!

Shoutout to all the trans people of our past who paved the way for us!

And let's remember all the trans people who've died trying to life their life as their true selves. They won't be forgotten, and their impact will forever be with us.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Just in case you were wondering why it’s getting pushed through ASAP

[intersectionalpraxis]

This is beyond heartbreaking, and it's getting worse. Please do not turn away from what is happening in Haiti. While the US embassy staff were hurriedly rushed to safety recently, Haitian women are still at a disproportionate risk of experiencing violence. Especially pregnant women. Everyone is locked up in the capital and have NOWHERE safe to go.

UN warns surge in gang violence puts pregnant women at risk in Haiti

‘Too many women and young women in Haiti are victims of indiscriminate violence committed by armed gangs,’ UN says.

Haiti: US evacuates embassy staff amid gang violence

The move follows attacks by gangs on the airport, police stations and prisons this week.

[earth-opal2]

Randomly remember that AMV/MEP where Mirage leaves Syndrome for Chuck of Planet 51.

[xgoldenlatiasx]

Congolese Man Self-Immolates to Highlight Overlooked Genocide in Congo

Congolese Man Self-Immolates to Highlight Overlooked Genocide in Congo

I’m really glad that Aaron’s self-immolation for Palestine is getting attention, but on November 8th there was also a Congolese man who did the same thing for the genocide happening in the DRC. From what I read in the article above, his fate and identity are unknown but I think his story should be getting equal amount of traction and I haven’t really seen anyone talking about it on Tumblr specifically yet.

[nezreblogz]

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[rfswitchart-deactivated20250121]

Still one of the greatest threads ever known.

[childlikegoblinqueen]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[spectator-lawful-evil]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[mareofmynight-archives]

[ragnabrockarchive-deactivated20]

i don’t care what y’all say this is still funny as hell

[catbountry]

I don’t watch the wrasslin’ but I like the cut of this guy’s jib.

[thisiswhyidonthaveatumblr]

You guys don’t understand.

Other dudes had been calling him Beaker as an insult for months.

And then the muppets hosted 

AND THIS FUCKING HAPPENED.

[red-pencil]

Nimbite.

[earth-opal2]

WAS THAT THE NIMBITE OF 87?????

[thedankmemes]

[frogofalltime]

reblog to let prev know they’re not annoying and you don’t hate them <3

[the-haiku-bot]

reblog to let prev

know they’re not annoying and

you don’t hate them <3

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[monky]

im sorry i literally cannot get this out of my head since last night

[ultramanzer0]

this is for you melinda 😔 ✊i hope you like it 🥺🎵they ought to teach 🧑‍🏫 this in school 🧐its not ❌ always cool 🥶 to be cool 😎what⁉️ (what❓)they 🫵 try to play 🎲 you for a fool 🥴like 💭 you see a girl whos unique 😲 its a treat 😃 cause shes sweet 🙂and she always seems to knock 💥 you off your feet ☺️you wanna say hey 👋 but you dont 🙁 (you dont 🙍‍♂️)your mom says tell her how you feel 🤒 but you wont 🙅‍♂️cause youre just too cool 🧊 to tell her truly ✅that your feelings are gettin unruly 💢 dont try and school me 🚫so she passes you by 🚶‍♀️ in the hall wayyoure staring at the wall 👁️👁️ tryina play 🤾‍♂️ while i sayyeah youre cool 😏 (what❓ 😨)really cool 🥶 just like ice ❄️ (ice❗)but you did nt real ize you never 😔 get this chance twice 2️⃣so youre busy playing cool now shes gone 😢 (shes gone 😩)gone unto a nother 🧍‍♂️ while i sing my funky song 🎶 i never passed up the chance 🤬i know this story 📖 seems long 😴 but when i know 🤔 the time 🕰️ is right for me 🤙 and you 🫵 i justflame on 🔥 flame on 🎆and on 👆 and on 👆 and on 👆 (flame on 🔥 flame on💥) (yeah 👊)flame on 😱 and on 😤 and on 🥵 and on 🥵 and on 🥵flame on 🔥 (i just flame on 😔 👊)🎵keep calm 🧘‍♂️ everyone 🫡don't panic 🗯️FLAME ON 👿w… ww whats happenin 😨we're sinking‼️ 👇into the center 🔥 of the earth 🌎

[afloweroutofstone]

Yeah man, can you imagine if over the last century the US had interfered in the democratic processes of Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, the Congo, the Dominican Republic, Guatemala, Guyana, Haiti, Honduras, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Italy, Lebanon, Nicaragua, Palestine, Panama, Russia, Syria, Venezuela,

[maseratus]

Don’t forget Afghanistan, Albania, Angola, Argentina, Australia, Burma, Cambodia, Chad, Costa Rica, Cuba, Egypt, Ethiopia, Greece, Grenada, Haiti, Hawaii, Korea, Laos, Libya, Mexico, The Philippines, Poland, Samoa, Vietnam, Yugoslavia, Zaire

[johntheroadagain-deactivated202]

[toondisneypunx]

I’m sorry, but pilot Tom looks like HIM from The Powerpuff Girls

You cannot unsee it

[earth-opal2]

Him is his uncle

[ampervadasz]

[snuv]

manic monday

[rslashrats]

hell on earth

[ratfuck]

Violence