Originality Is Dead

Merp.

[sacred-portal]

[bombing]

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[kitsnicket]

The way this was my first thought and then I opened the comments

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[despazito]

It's so funny how the game store used to sell games the music store used to sell music and hot topic used to sell goffic accessories but now they all stock the same anime backpacks and novelty fnaf soap of whatever

[depsidase]

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

10 days remain

[cowabummr]

It’s 2025, is this guy still alive?

[hersheychocolateworld]

forrest is live on twitch right now!

[xenosagaepisodeone]

are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

[narcissistcookbook]

we really didn't deserve The Good Place. a bizarrely high-budget sitcom telling a longform, highly conceptual story that you need to have been watching from episode one, which was allowed to play out at its own pace and wrap things up when it intended to, and it didn't even lose steam over its four seasons. that's practically proof of the existence of a loving god

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

i’ve heard a lot of people talk about the EXCELLENT potential of a high intelligence/low wisdom dnd character (i.e. an brilliant academic who keeps setting their dumb ass on fire because they always store their wand in their back pocket)

but i’ve not seen any posts about the equal potential of a high wis/low int character (i.e. someone incredibly perceptive who gives deep and meaningful reassurance to their friends and then 5 minutes later asks what a can opener is)

[briarpatch-kids]

[impishglee]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

[mushroomjawn]

When you like birds it's literally so easy to have a good day. I have cramps but I sat at the window - literally didn't even go outside - long enough to spot a woodpecker in the snow and now I'm doing great. This has been birder propaganda.

[redbullracingrenault]

Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

[cashmerecorey]

what horror trope would you fall for

wouldn't having a clone be so cool tho…

ai is so useful! i love robots! surely they will never turn on me

hmmm. well i think the house is cheap enough to excuse the brutal murders

oh i got bit by a zombie. it’s probably fine. i think i’ll just ignore it

i’m lost and this super hot freak is inviting me into their castle

i’m gonna summon a demon with my besties it’s gonna be so fun

hey guys we’ll cover way more ground if we split up

the cursed amulet

YOU FORGOT ONE (tell me in notes!)

Voting ended onApr 23, 2025

[aroundmeblackbats]

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.