I LOVE LAMP.

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[ruisi]

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I wasn’t scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

[glitzybutt]

Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around

[thehauntedmansion2003]

me: *watches one episode of The X Files*

me: 

[fuks]

[sprousetwinsblog]

[mpregcraig]

[mpregcraig]

this is the best picture i’ve seen in my life. this is a million dollar picture.

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[weight-a-second]

concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

[animatedtext]

this is the best post on this fucking website

[grawly]

I usually don’t give a shit about brand accounts but Keebler’s is really nice because its basically their mascot trying to figure out how technology works and it’s super sweet.

[toytowns]

he’s an old little man elf and this warms my heart

[snout]

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

George Carlin (via psych-facts)

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[hipster-and-thoughts]

[thebestoftumbling]

[zappavolta]

the official Nick fb page made this

[rosewatergrapefruit]

this is the first time I’ve seen a company Facebook page use a meme correctly

[whattrash]

They’re evolving

[comparingmeerkats]

[good-pic]