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‏‏‎ Marceline, She/Her, 25

[eatpvssykillfascists]

i got fired today lol. time to sob for a day or two

[midnightssea]

Why do I kind of want them to. They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[vampirekoolaid]

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[darkspaceboytoy]

Incredible tweet

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[irondive]

this keto shit easy

[downwithpeople]

you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

[downwithpeople]

some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.

[minnesotabysamia]

happy you cant make a tomlette without breaking some greggs day to those who celebrate

[deadgenerations]

man what even happens in interview with the vampire

[argumate]

It’s honestly shocking that Trump basically never brings up the fact that he was almost assassinated. Given his personality it seems like we would never hear the end of it for the rest of time but it just kinda… never got brought up again after the election.

I mean he did bring it up when Kirk got whacked, modestly pointing out that he would have just ducked that shit.

[sacred-portal]

[maidthings]

if I was a souls npc I would look like a level up maiden. and set up shop right outside of people would come up to me and I'd say "o traveller come rest ye weary head on my bosom" and then take all their souls and vanish but there'd be a trillion red soapstone messages around me saying shit like "amazing chest ahead" and "be weary of trap" and the wiki page would refer to me exclusively with he/him pronouns

[dogpuppy]

[scrollofs0rrow]

i love this fucking picture

[innerchildabortionclinic]

you know you can just go out and hurt people if you want, right? You don't need to become a priochraptor or whatever. Just go outside, find people, and hurt them. The police don't do anything

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I seem to have accidentally stumbled onto Indeed For Creatures

[fallingtowers]

goodness gracious girl those tits are fucking fat as shit. hey what's up. they call me Insect Nightlife and every life decision i've ever made has ended up hurting someone at least in some small way. can i borrow 10$

[zoesupreme]

this is so fucked up. under my regime no one will ever have to be exposed to Game of Thrones.