A few Epic Battle Fantasy headcanons
- Matt switches to the pirate jargon when mad or speaking with a fellow pirate.
- Lance suffers from PTSD thanks to the war events
- Natalie has a serious fear of tentacles and vines thanks to a certain Beholder encounter.
- Any weapon at Matt’s disposal is called a sword. Is it a lance? Sword. A hammer? Sword. Nunchucks? Still a sword.
- Matt LOVES his swords. He takes them everywhere. He’d shower with them if they didn’t rust.
- He also talks to his swords. The one time Soul Eater talked back gave him nightmares.
- Lance gets angry about mistakes in toy tanks and planes.
- “Shut up Anna, you’re like 12”
- Everyone just assumes Matt is the leader, but no one really knows why.
- Natalie drops hints. Anna cringes, Matt is as oblivious as ever and Lance is internally screaming. (I think this is canon pffft)
- Nobody except Matt knows what do the runes on Heaven’s Gate mean.
- The sword’s gems glow when Matt gets excited.
- Soul Eater watches people with its eye.
- Lance suffers from nightmares like a right edgelord. Since Anna isn’t a heavy sleeper, his thrashing wakes her up sometimes.
- She usually stays awake for a bit to watch over him. Aw.
- They have late night talks sometimes. The only time they aren’t in a constant flame war.
- Lance, Anna and NoLegs are all able to move very silently.
- Natz and Anna have a minor healer rivalry.
- Lance didn’t wear the eyepatch just for style, one of his eyes is damaged. He still remains precise as hell, somehow. Probably thanks to all the gadgets.
- They all love to sing at a campfire. Except Lance, who conveniently dissapears.
- In fact, Lance conviently dissapears a lot.
- Lance has had a sonic phase, a weeaboo phase, and an emo phase. He’s ashamed of all of them.
- NoLegs likes to walk over the team members when they’re resting. Especially Lance. The cat loves to lie on his face because it knows well he hates it.
- NoLegs brings dead mice to Natalie. Screaming ensues.
- NoLegs is a blue british shorthair.
- Anna and Natz have a bit of a problem with sharing armor thanks to size differences… In… Certain… Areas.
- Every time someone dies, Natalie has a fear that it may be forever.
- Matt doesn’t wear just beads in his hair. It depends on the area, but he’s sometimes seen with claws, small bones, feathers and seashells braided in. (Or leaves and flowers, thanks to Anna.)
Also, I just wanted to thank @kupogames and @phyrnnaofficial for making such an interesting series and continuing. A good bit of my ‘childhood’ was lost fighting Lance and the Pyrohydra, and I have also had the time of my life playing the newer games, with their goofy characters and a few serious points, and all the hilarity.
You guys rock, and please keep doing what you do, its so much fun! Can’t wait for Ebf 5 :3
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