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heyo| artist | student | 19 | mushroom hunting is like tempting fate, especially when you dont have a plant book ['^^]

[memeclassheroes]

[echoing-cryptid]

the masculine urge to change my name to timothy so i can be called moth

[echoing-cryptid]

finally watching the walking dead, on season 3 and bro andrea is pissing me tf off, like how tf does she always end up inn a romance with like the most despicable guys and then NEVER LISTENS WHEN PPL TELL HER THEY ARE. Like t w o sa/ers is insane

see ik alot of this is just infuriating writing but still

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[hylianengineer]

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

[doodlesthegreat]

And if the knowledge you need to do the job doesn't matter to you

[macklesufficient]

guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

[oathmealcoccies]

pretty sure this isn’t just for teens 

[boycentricbplot-deactivated2022]

*deep, gravelly voice* mwah

[echoing-cryptid]

hi, today Im playing a fun little game called WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY GLOVES

its fuckim WIMDY OUT

My fingies are COLD

[echoing-cryptid]

Ok im not at an airport, BUT I AM ALIVE

[anachitseri]

What they don’t tell you is that when you’re at a school where you don’t speak the language you are in such a constant state of confusion you actually transcend being confused. “Oh we’re going somewhere? I thought our class was inside today. Ah well, I’ll follow you to the ends of the campus and beyond, and you just tell me when we’re there :)”

[anachitseri]

What they don’t tell you is that when you’re at a school where you don’t speak the language you are in such a constant state of confusion you actually transcend being confused. “Oh we’re going somewhere? I thought our class was inside today. Ah well, I’ll follow you to the ends of the campus and beyond, and you just tell me when we’re there :)”

[anachitseri]

I am four steps behind you but I’m like a little detective on the case

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

[computationalcalculator]

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

[garaktime]

why the fuck do they name the racehorses like that, just name them normal  

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[arienai]

This is probably a joke but just in case anyone wants the real explanation it’s because registered thoroughbred horses are limited to an eighteen character name (including spaces), names cannot be reused for several years and the names of major winners are permanently retired and banned from being used again. As are any names that are remotely similar to those retired names.

Almost all racehorses have a much simpler nickname that their owners, handlers, and trainers call them. The racehorse name is for registration purposes and so it sounds funny when Mywifenosevrything and Thewifedoesntknow are dueling down the final stretch.

[todaysbird]

Wait. Are you fucking telling me. That racehorses and Neopets have almost the exact same naming conventions

[mortimermcmirestinks]

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

[ceekari]

internet heiroglyphics

[starthelostboys]

the lost boys all doing each others’ eyeliner because they don’t have reflections

[silvermaplealder]

Sorry I HAD to 😂 @misslavenderlady

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i think just coexisting with you is one of my favorite things to do. i don’t need a big event or activity or adventure all the time. just you and your smile and your existence.

[diabetes4r]

they miss each other the same as i miss them 

[pen--pun]

WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS

[pen--pun]

[pen--pun]

[seriema]

If anyone wants to keep track of the project, the Association for the Convervation of Threatened Parrots is always posting updates :)

[only-cat-memes]

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