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[complicatedsquishy]

Everyone please rise for the national anthem.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[hjartasalt]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[hjartasalt]

Daddy has five days left to live

[hjartasalt]

Daddy wishes to be cremated

[hjartasalt]

It's what daddy would have wanted

[hjartasalt]

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

[thememedaddy]

[teaboot]

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

[tittyinfinity]

weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

[tittyinfinity]

older family members, coworkers, customers, and strangers in general can say the most batshit insane things to your face and somehow you're considered to be the "rude" one if you say "hey that wasn't cool of you to say"

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

its always morally okay to cyberbully elon musk

[argentinasexogay]

I love being a party pooper every time someone mentions harry potter I have to be like I hope jk rowling and her little shitty ass magic dystopia rot in hell and I hope that show you're so excited about gets cancelled with the shittiest ending possible

[gaynfl-moved]

ON WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lavendxrdaughter]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

@notajerusalemcricket

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Yes! Please keep your snails safe! (I would like to note that in my experience, some snails are too big to retract enough to stop sticking to the ground. However, take that with a grain of salt)

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Keep that grain of salt away from the snails, you monster!!

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

oh my God i amnso sorry,,

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

Hooters is just an extremely American take on a maid cafe if you think about it

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

your not wrong but you shouldnt say it

[master-apology]

This is incorrect. Hooters was founded in 1983, and the first permanent maid cafe, Cure Maid Cafe, was established in 2001. Maid cafe’s are an extremely Japanese take on Hooters.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[arsanatomica]

You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.   Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

[nosleep4sam]

I did not know this.

[wardenmcpherson]

I see this at a farm nearby where I like to hang with the goats, but the only time I’ve seen it captured on film was in that recent episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Sweet Dee got trampled in the petting zoo. I guess it is deeply disturbing and kind of underutilized in horror, but I still wish my eyes did that.

Like, seriously, why isn’t this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?

[ainawgsd]

In all fairness, human eyes do this too…it’s just harder to tell because we have round pupils instead of horizontal pupils.

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[waspinfested]

i want there to be less information on this post please

[talesfromtreatment]

If you tilt your head slowly and *focus* on the feeling of your eyes, you might be able to feel them do the rotation thing! :D

[hungry-hobbits]

trying to divvy out kinks to your ocs is lowkey embarrassing but also feels like this

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: screenshot of Jimmy Neutron shows Sheen talking to a tired Carl and Libby. He says, "We have Jimmy 'rapturous enjoyment of mustard'. Let's give Cindy whistling."/ end]

[dorothylarouge]

[unfortunatebassist]

[texasbama]

Megan talking about the reaction to W.A.P in her documentary

[horrorlesbians]

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

[horrorlesbians]

memorial to a marriage; patricia cronin

[horrorlesbians]

“on july 24th, 2011- the first day that same sex marriage was legal in new york state, particia cronin and deborah kass got married. that same year the marble ‘memorial to a marriage’ was replaced with a bronze version. rainwater pools in the space between their two sculpted bodies, and falling leaves catch on the metal in the autumn. the two women sleep peacefully through snow and ice, and the scorching days of summer. over time the hands of cemetery visitors will wear down the bronze, burnishing it into a smooth shine. one day this will mark the final resting place of the two women. and someday people will have to remember that there was a time, long ago, when this was a memorial to a marriage that two women never thought they’d have.” 

- Caitlin Doughty, on the Death in the Afternoon podcast

[damnedifyoudeeohh-deactivated20]

For those curious:

[friendraichu]

Here’s the real-life couple in 2019 💖

[sadkazoosolo]

happy 20th anniversary (nov 3, 2002) to patricia cronin’s marble sculpture that furthered art, advocacy, and lesbian breakdowns everywhere