...and they shall whisper back.

Shitposting from the bottom of a river. There are worse ways to spend your eternity.

[depsidase]

[eddy-in-a-river]

Cops are the privateers of the modern age

[camelidae]

She mooo~

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[dr-doofus]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[groupalpha]

(An orange flat faced slugcat wearing a yellow jacket jumps out of the rubble behind you. Through their damaged tail you can see that they have a metal skeleton)

???: Found you again you wretched worm! You cannot escape- You're not my target...

Good void you're tall

Have you seen a white slugcat pass through here by any chance? Probably carrying several explosives with them.

TCR: No. And I'm not getting involved. Take your stuff elsewhere, and just.. quit causing issues. I have a mystery to solve.

[yesornopolls]

When you imagine a red apple which do you see?

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Voting ended onJun 16

[groupalpha]

TCR: I... I see. Good to know.

Do you all think I can't remember?

It's less that we think you can't remember, and more that sometimes I say something and the anchor being hears it immediately, and sometimes it doesn't go through for 2-3 cycles so the reminder of context is just to ensure you know what I'm responding to.

TCR: Ohhh I see. ... It might be because the cycles aren't aligned right?

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[eddy-in-a-river]

17 years

[groupalpha]

Are you aware that your creator called you "the little bitch"

TCR: Oh goodie. I dunno who it is, but eh.

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[daily-monk-rw]

Nibbling on the Monk - Sarah the Strawberry Lizard

day 703

[daily-monk-rw]

day 700: YIPPEE YAYY 700 DAYSSS

[daily-monk-rw]

Wacking you with my tail

day 695

[daily-monk-rw]

YO MONK

LTTM IS MADE OF CHEESE

day 694 (continuation from this post): OUGH this one was sitting in my ask box for a while & i just got to it now sorry for the wait :,D

[were-ralph]

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

[foxeroni]

Prev hates Italian food with a burning passion

@rzkx @rockbtmbasement @bookwyrm-42 @lunathetunaaa @sunshine-snake +open tags idk

[sunshine-snake]

prev hands out cards to people on holidays that have a mini versions of the periodic table on them

open tags! (who i’m tagging below the cut) :) /nf

Keep reading

[nerd-alerts]

Prev is a male

Tags

@willowxweirdoxthexdayxdreamer @elijahcries2 @tabbykai @thatglitchfan @yourlocalavian @yourl0calqueer @ur-bestie57 @unablebagel @illumiphosauce @itsbeeugaymers @imacanofsprite @phoenixrainsfire413 @p3skybirdd @purrrrplecats @firestar1998 @littlebeanantenthusiast @coppperrrcoinnnn @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @beanzdabean @nevergonnagiveyaup @notkiramoon505 @maedaeeee @saigesays @sage0clock @selenegoldsmith @mimsicalmidnight + open tags

[maedaeeee]

Prev hates me and wants me to die

@artsyarmy7 @arghthisdoesntwork @boooootomatotomato @boxedingremiln @beanzdabean @cantspellanexitey @eveessideblogfornonsense @elijahcries2 @firestar1998 @faenar @illumiphosauce @littlebeanantenthusiast @lunathetunaaa @mimsicalmidnight @nerd-alerts @phoenixrainsfire413 @sademopizza @saigesays @sage0clock @tabbykai @unablebagel @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @xxsolaren @xilospace @yourlocalavian

[artsyarmy7]

Prev knows my favourite spaghetti

@cartoonenby @wynndexandformaldyhyde @infinitelypurple @tabbykai

[infinitelypurple]

prev ate my pen

@cartoonenby @faetoday @morallyambiguousfrog @amfrogg @flowgeeksout @albite1 @seafoam-octopus

[morallyambiguousfrog]

i would NEVER watch something prev recommended me because they have AWFUL BAD taste U-U

@amfrogg @flowgeeksout @nanaloveshachialot @justalilolfrog @massivegaynerd

[nanaloveshachialot]

Prev is so unfunny and uncultured. Ugh. I hate them🙄🙄🙄

Also they hate green

Uh tags ig idk bro💔💔

@preen2085 @chasescookieboo @imobsessed123 +anyine else uhhhh hopen tags!!!!! Yeyyyyttt im sleeoy

[preen2085]

prev despises, absolutely loathes pjsk. hates it. with a passion. hates it

@sandstorm-or-smth @buddy-hollow @nathaniel-needs-to-die @soaradaclown @sskatmar @m41thart @le-worm @levi561

[sandstorm-or-smth]

prev is the SCARIEST AND TOUGHEST PERSON YOU’LL EVER MEET

@zeta-finnish @breadcrumb-offical @iamchaosandanarchy @average-lazy-writer @sunflowerpastels @chaotic-cotton-candy @nocontextsock @informal-cabbage @colourcodedloveerboy

[average-lazy-writer]

Prev is single and straight

Tags:

@tr1xzyy @natborlos @average-lazy-writers-wife

[tr1xzyy]

Previous is uncultured, un-manly, has no aura, and is not one of my best friends that love plantonically sm

Tags!!: @rheas-sweets @x-xdragonfly @sandie-pjsk @tylerhaterx3 @diabolicalworldwriter @half-deadmagicperson

[sandie-pjsk]

previous is obsessed with Canon characters and yuri

tags :: @femmedraconia @daehosgf @nitttstdsdtoastd @ariftinreality @newt-butcallme-stiles

[w1nd0ws303]

Previous is weird in a bad way

@electricalf1sh @m3rcuryd0t-exe @ldabisquite @errorcode0ll13

[errorcode0ll13]

previous is a completely normal boring person :^

@in-his-heart @romescovers @ldabisquite @moon-mave

[hyburnating]

previous is secretly a ceiling fan!!

@ghoststory342 @piercedlvjy @myownpersonalsunset

[starry-slime-eyes]

Previous is an asshole online to everyone and makes me sad :(

@ajking73 @wolfdog-disciples333 @cabinetidiot @rwobsessedmitochondria @ababel @winteree @songsofsoot @saffitaffi

[ajking-reblogs]

Previous has made fan art for my goobers

@ababel @rain92w @obyiron @arkisfo4 @fwimmey @byug19 @vynthos and any more I forgot

[eddy-in-a-river]

Previous is a big fan of L&P's recent marketing decisions @soogymoogi @winterpandafreak @cornmazehater and anyone who sees this and wishes to participate.

[groupalpha]

(for anytime after leaving the Twins superstructure)

*an albatross (larger than a king vulture, but missing the harpoons) flies overhead carrying a large metal object below it. The albatross drops the metal object before making a 180° turn flying back south.*

*The metal object, which turns out to be a drop pod about the size of a small sedan lands about 100 ft in front of Savior. A hissing noise is heard as the door of this drop pod flies off and an orange slugcat hops out before reaching into the drop pod and pulling out a map. They look at the map then at beyonds structure, before moving in its direction without saying a word.*

(they look like the reference, except the tail is intact)

TS: . . . Do... I say something...???

[daily-monk-rw]

Monklear explosion

day 690: something something singularity bomb