A blog of things.

A personal blog full of fun personal things c:

[lenialenient]

[francisfordfiesta-deactivated20]

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

[whomst-the-fck-asked]

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

[mjalti]

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

[teaboot]

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

[teaboot]

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels

[royalysl-deactivated20200108]

One of the greatest scenes in film history. I feel so BLESSED

[itstheleopard]

If I had two minutes and twenty seconds to live, this is what I’d spend it on

[clarasworldofwonders-deactivate]

Etta: Have you seen Diana?

Steve: I’ll find her.

Steve: *cups hands around his mouth like a megaphone* OH LOOK A BABY!!

Diana: *bursting out of the crowd* A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve: There she is.

[mirandaadria]

[havocthecat]

Ooh, look, something I actually WILL reblog.

[mere-dyth-deactivated20180324]

This.

[fathercryptid]

This is lovely

[meraudurs]

out of curiosity, when did y’all start the harry potter journey? 

[fluffysheeps]

Some gecko pals 🦎

[kovu-the-husky]

8 weeks of perfection

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[phineas4cobain]

NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!

[insouciantbibliophile-deactivat]

may you always have what you need when you need it. 

[obsessivereaderandwriter]

May you have no cramps.

[misunderstoodraindrop]

May you have no headaches

[captainxandis]

may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand

[chromaticbunbun]

May you have someone near by willing to go out and get you what you need if you can’t.

[c3rvida3]

I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.

Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.

[bunnymund-kix-joy-in-the-shin]

Fun Challenge: spell your name like a modern suburban mother named you hello my name’s Buhneigh

[celebritiesandmovies]

[astarionancuntnin]

wow i cant believe Wonder Woman single-handely saved 2017

[the-witty-nerd]

Can you believe Wonder Woman 2017 was written by an openly gay man, directed by a woman, staring a kickass woman surrounded by other ethnically diverse kickass women, with Chris Pine as the love interest who was not weak, racist, or sexist at all, also with diverse and interesting male sidekicks, and the villain who was defeated with the power of love because love is strength not weakness. Like damn how did we get so lucky?

[memewhore]

A piece of glitter in this toilet bowl that is 2017.

[enigmaticdoctorscully]

pure [x]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SO WHOLESOME

[snout]

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

[niqabisinparis]

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation