Luncheon Counter Monster

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[haaarpb]

i love both my beautiful daughters

[wrenvi]

my favorite genre of bearded vulture images is middle aged people cradling them like babies

[ysalamir]

even when I draw skinny people I make a point to draw rolls and folds and a little bit of skin if nothing else spilling out from the belt line bc like everyone has these things and it's important to me to include that. I also do this for pervert reasons but that's beside the point.

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[daughterofsarenrae]

To really put it in perspective

[flootzavut]

Immediately I love him

[snuffgurll]

@karcinogen you

[anexperimentallife]

[queeriocheerios]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[mymotorcyclediaries]

Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[twistcmyk]

party

[twistcmyk]

some of you may be happy to know that this is just gobs having fun! they distort and mimic what they believe human interaction to have been like, based on watching shows and movies on DVD players and TVs powered by gobs in giant makeshift hamster wheels

however, they don't understand the concept of fictional simulation; that gob was, in fact, launched into the decorative spike pit and killed. they agreed to this enthusiastically upon reading the script (which wasn't actually legible. total bullshit chicken scratch)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

[themakeupbrush]

Sam Smith at the 2026 Met Gala

[amarguerite]

[woman-respecter]

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto

[loveridden1999]

jesus was yeast

[skelotan]

Dedicated to my cat, who is very vocal about my bed time.

PATREON

[cinnamnt]

i can’t stop thinking about this soulless husk i saw at a thrift market today. like okay um Hi

[dominostodoomsday]

[tdutb]

bugs that look like horses that look like crustaceans

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches