BlueShaoxie

Love black butler,kooza,narnia, and BL drama’s

[ex0skeletal-undead]

The Homes of Hidden Animals Series by Jeniak

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[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

ok

[edmundemrys]

Um I think it’s a bit late for that jack 😅

[aliteralchicken]

Tim @ the homophobes who kept making gay Robin jokes but got mad when he came out

[edmundemrys]

Where is this scene from? it looks awesome

[aliteralchicken]

Cartoon therapy on YouTube

[edmundemrys]

Thank you so much ❤️

[aliteralchicken]

Tim @ the homophobes who kept making gay Robin jokes but got mad when he came out

[edmundemrys]

Where is this scene from? it looks awesome

[momosandlemonsoda]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33658150

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

New fic! Liu Sang gets a cat. It doesn’t, quite, go as planned. Featuring found family, animal transformation, and Liu Sang’s feral kitten nature.

[edmundemrys]

When I first saw the picture of the cat I thought it was going to be a fic about how xiaoge is/turned into a cat then I read the plot 😅

[lowpolyanimals]

Fabrice the Rat Windows 3D Movie Maker

[goldrubyproduction]

[edmundemrys]

Looking at this picture it kind of reminds me of splinter from tmnt

[foxofninetales]

Carbon and Other Forms Of Dating by Fox_of_Nine_Tales

Written for the 10 Year Promise Pingxie fic exchange - read all the exchange fics here!

Fandom: DMBJ | The Grave Robber’s Chronicles, The Lost Tomb 1, Ultimate Note

Pairing: Wu Xie / Zhang Qiling, background Hei Xia Zi/Xie Yuchen

Rating: Teen

Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Humor, Romance, Idiots in Love, Action/Adventure, First Meetings. Getting Together, Meet-Cute, Angst, Pining, Supernatural Elements, Canon-Typical Violence, OOC Sanshu (not a complete bastard), plot holes you could drive a bus through just go with it, Old Bastard (Carp) - Character, a suspiciously familiar fox

Summary:

Roped into a temp job as night watchman at his uncle’s museum, Wu Xie is looking forward to the most boring summer of his life. Until his other uncle sends him a mysterious artifact…

(A Night at the Museum inspired DMBJ AU.)

Excerpt:

“This,” said Pangzi, “is your badge.  It’ll get you in and out of the restricted areas.  And this is your radio.  And this-” he held out a clunky silver cylinder “-is your flashlight.  Any questions?”

Wu Xie held the flashlight out at arm’s length.  It weighed more than his heaviest textbook and was, at a guess, older than he was.  “Yes.  Why is this in my hand and not in one of the display cases?”  

“Don’t mock your elders and betters!“  Pangzi held up an admonishing finger.   "That flashlight is the elegant weapon of a more civilized age.   Besides, you know we keep the lights low at night to protect the artifacts, so you may actually need that now and then.”

Wu Xie let his wrist go limp under the weight. “You do know that we have cell phones now, right?  With built in flashlights?”

Pangzi snorted.  “Where’s the poetry in that?  You discover that a couple teenagers have hidden out inside the yurt diorama again and you’re going to, what, take a selfie with them?  Nope. The flashlight comes with the job.”  He took it from Wu Xie’s hand and hooked it on his belt, next to the radio, then stepped back to admire the effect.  “There.  Now you really look the part.”

“Thanks,” said Wu Xie dryly.  “Rub it in, why don’t you?”

“Look, you were the one who was all excited when your uncle said he had a summer job for you at the museum.  If you didn’t want it, you could have turned it down.”

“I thought he meant working in the preservation rooms, or staging the displays, or… or anything that uses my degree!  Not this.”  He waved his badge in resigned disgust.

“Hey!” said Pangzi.  “Being a security guard is a fine and noble occupation.  Defending priceless artifacts-“

“There’s nothing here that’s that rare, you know.”

“-against the depraved intruders-“

“School fieldtrips.”

“-who would threaten our country’s glorious past!”

“You had to scrape gum off the lion statue again.”  

Pangzi smacked Wu Xie lightly on the back of the head.  “Besides, it’s not like you actually have the degree yet.”

“I’m working on it, though!”  Wu Xie rubbed at his head, trying uselessly to restore some order to curls that were only too ready for any excuse to become disordered.  “Just one more year!  And then I’m going to be out there competing against other graduates who got actual summer internships in their field of study.”

“Yeah, and you could have had one, too, if you were willing for it to be unpaid.  You want to earn some money?  You’re gonna do some real work.” Pangzi grinned at Wu Xie as he stuck his tongue out at him.  “You’re just annoyed that nepotism didn’t work.”

There may have been a little truth in that.  “Couldn’t I at least be on the day shift?  At least then maybe some stunningly attractive visitor would come in and we could have a meet-cute over the jade radish or something.  If I can’t get academic cred, at least let me have a summer romance, Pangzi!”  

“The job that was open was for night security guard, that’s the job you get,” said Pangzi ruthlessly.  “You can romance the mummy, okay?”

Read it on AO3

Bonus extra: since this is set in a museum, beneath the cut are some visual references for the various exhibits (with links to more info), in case anyone is curious!

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[edmundemrys]

That picture of the sword of Goujian looks like a mine craft sword

[justcatposts]

You’ve all know Walk of Shame, But have you seen Walk Of Pride? 

(Source)

[edmundemrys]

That walk reminds of the walk dogs do when they have shoes on their paws 😄

[dramas-vs-novels]

Question about DMBJ titles::

When I watched “Lost Tomb 2″, it was listed as “The Lost Tomb 2: Explore With the Note”. 

But now it’s changed so it’s only “Lost Tomb 2″ and the new one is “Explore With the Note” EXCEPT it’s also listed as “Heavenly Palace On The Clouds” and some still say the first phase was Explore With the Note. 

SO… is it just Lost Tomb 2 and then Explore With the Note / Heavenly Palace On the Clouds or does Explore With the Note still go with Lost Tomb 2? Explore With the Note as a title makes sense with the events of Lost Tomb 2.a, and based on where it left out Heavenly Palace in the Clouds makes the most sense for 2.b. 

But like, when I refer to them what is the fandom going to know those two shows as? When Heavenly Palace is almost done airing I will start watching it and I want to know how to tag the dang thing.

[edmundemrys]

I think I am going to refer to the first part with neo Ming hao as explore with the note because that’s just what I know it as and every time I searched up the 2nd part it was just known as heavenly palace on the clouds

[qilingxiong]

Jin Ling: Please let this be a normal night hunt

Lan Jingyi & Ouyang Zizhen: With Wei-qianbei? NO WAY

Wei Wuxian: *plays Magic School Bus theme on Chenqing*

[edmundemrys]

So where is lan sizhui in all of this?

[akamayumura-deactivated20220220]

OH i forgot to post this!!! here’s a full page colouring of the man himself. didn’t take as long as expected but i’m happy with the result hehe

[edmundemrys]

There was a moment when I first saw this that I thought it was dazai from bungo/bungou stray dogs

[jadeazora]

Hey, I used to watch this as a kid! (The old 4Kids dub that cut out about half of the series. It was also one of the first series I watched subbed when I got online, tho that was over ten years ago now.)

Definitely in need of a rewatch, so I can keep an eye out for the series next year!

[edmundemrys]

I loved this show my friend first showed me it my favourite transformation songs were minto and zakuro’s especially zakuro 😄

[juenavei]

what if kirby wore lipstick

gorgeous!! 

[edmundemrys]

The moment when I thought Kirby was ditto for a sec 😅

[movingtoanewblogsoon-deactivate]

What I absolutely loved about the juniors is the fact that even when they learned Wei Wuxian's identity they doubted him really shortly or not at all. In the end they were all like "Wei Wuxian is the cool senior that saved our asses multiple times and we love him"

[edmundemrys]

I’ve seen it before from other people and I love it that the juniors follow wei wuxian around like ducklings and it is so true 😂❤️

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[headlights-and-werewolves]

I love this

[katjohnadams]

I was (of course it was) in NYC at the time, riding on the R train and this burly, tall, leather and black jeans with fuck off huge steel-plated knee-highs and a fourteen foot lime green mohawk gets on the train and sit’s down, his jansport backpack making this Ghu-awful THUNK as he sets it between his feet. And no one says anything. Everyone saw him because how could you not?

And he opens his bag and starts rustling through it and sets aside some YA novel that I don’t remember but that it had this absolutely lovely lavender purple cover. and then he pulls out his fucking knitting and just goes to town. Just, minding his own business, knitting away intently, listening to his earbuds.

And wasn’t a person on that train gonna say a DAMN thing about it. No one pointed or made any comments because this dude was built to crush motherfuckers. And he was knitting in public so you know he knew no fear and was happy and confident and then this little girl walked away from her mum and walked straight up to him and waved and her mother looked surprised (but not scared, this is NYC - we don’t know fear because we’re too busy). But the guy sees this little girl wave at him and just gives her the BIGGEST SMILE and waves back and takes out an earbud and says hi and they start talking about knitting and how he learned on his own and she wanted to learn and her mother didn’t know. But he suggested that there were knitting clubs and a lot of them were free and would happily help a new little knitter like her.

It was the single most adorable and heart warming thing of my life. Like here’s this dude with a Rancid t-shirt that looks like it was probably printed in someone’s flat fifteen years ago with an anti-nazi patch right over his heart and enough metal in his clothes to be worth recycling but a little girl waved and what type of nasty, heartless fuck doesn’t smile at kids? That ain’t punk.

[bluestonearcher]

Used to work at a nature center, which was attached to an elementary school. Occasionally the fire alarms would go off, and for the most part, we’d all just go about our business (weekly fire drills for the kids didn’t mean that the snakes tanks didn’t need cleaning).

In the middle of one of these alarms, I had a lovely 7’ long red rat snake wrapped around me while I was cleaning up. (She was my favorite - active, but polite, never bit or struck or pulled back to threaten it, or musked me, no matter what I did with her). Of course, law of averages, there had to be one that was a “real” alarm. Bunch of big firefighters come in, demanded to know why we weren’t outside with everyone else, the work’s.

And then they started screaming.

High pitched, girly shrieks. As first one, then another, noticed I was wearing a snake.

And, of course, the screaming brought more fire fighters over, who also screamed… let’s just say I had three trucks worth of dudes gathered around me, stunned that I would -wear- a snake. Who, of course, saw new people and was doing her best to make friends.

Once the false alarm was sorted, they all came back, to a man, to meet the snakes. I had enough for each of them to “try one on.”

These big, buff dudes, who risk their lives running into raging fires without a thought, had to hype themselves up for me to put a young hog nose in their palms. Anxiety sweat dropped down their faces and soaked through their undershirts as I let the red and grey rat snakes cool around their arms. When the garden snake slipped down one guy’s collar, I thought he was going to drop dead from a heart attack, right there. But they all did it! And survived!

I just wish I’d taken pictures to show the third graders when they came in after classes finished!

[xfulcrumx]

I go to college early or fall semester because of marching band and so do a lot of the fall sports teams right? So I’m in line in the dining hall, waiting for some spaghetti or something and two dudes from the soccer team or football team or something are behind me, just chatting, and I’m alone so I’m lowkey eavesdropping. At some point Sports Boy 1 notices another sports boy and points out the pants he’s wearing to his friend, Sports Boy 2. And he says something along the lines of “Those were the pants I was talking about before. What do you think? Could I pull them off?” And Sports Boy 2 looks around and finds the pants Sports Boy 1 was talking about and goes “yeah I think you could pull them off,” and then he paused and almost like an afterthought said “but you know, what’s important is that you feel confident in them,”

And man I sat there so touched because like, yes bro preach that body postivity to your friend, remind him that it’s not about what other people think but how he feels.

[mizubyte]

My life to have witnessed the firefighters meeting the snakes. Bless their hearts 🤣🤣🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[alphaflyer]

London Underground, a few years ago. Punk guy - ripped jeans, leathers, multi-coloured mohawk, facial tattoos, safety pins where they really don’t belong, bottle in hand - talking to these two googly-eyed German tourist girls. Tells them how to get to wherever they wanted to go, cool free places in the neighbourhood, what to look out for.  Gets up to leave with the final warning: “Just promise me you’ll be careful who you talk to, okay? Some pretty weird people in this town.”

[deliciousfictionfanfictionshark]

These are so sweet😄

[fonix-girl]

This has gotten better since I last saw it.

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Every time this crosses my path, it has beautiful new stories on it.

[yanqings]

Like father, like son 

 leave them alone they’re Thinking

Lan Sizhui and Wei Wuxian -> Ep. 1

[snake-and-mouse]

[Insert dial-up tone]

[edmundemrys]

They look like the real life version of:

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don’t know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively