TRUE HEART

Maria | 19 | Germany | wenn ihr Bücher liebt, folgt zeilengold :)

[thekeyofmemories]

This little shit is literally a living meme, and I love it.

[flawlesssantos]

in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “you must be the UK" 

[jakeperalta]

eurovision voting, a summary:

host: hello [country]! what are your votes?

3 minute silence where the the country rep sits and smiles at the camera

country rep: hello europe! :)

[lexa-el-amin]

what is context

[robbstarkl]

germany and austria giving each other points is historic

[vandermastings]

The Jury: Love you Sweden! Denmark stupid vikings

150+ mio. people: Just no Sweden. We want vikings

[whyallthegoodnamesaretaken]

Eurovision is still a fucking blessing

[briennesjaime]

tbh me watching eurovision is basically me being on tumblr while eurovision is running as a background noise 

[bibliophilic-pluviophile]

Bless their gay Irish hearts

[homelanders]

the two universal truths of eurovision

1. there’s not gonna be enough glitter 2. germany will get zero points

[dj-pelu]

*ireland starts with the ballad*

*ballad gets gay*

[ceacide]

being european means disliking your own country’s entry but still getting offended when it doesn’t get votes

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

eurovision 2018 is looking good so far

[thatgreatshow-deactivated202003]

When your parents ask what your future goals are

[gaysessuale]

us: NO!!! BALLADS!!!

ireland: gay ballad??

us: ONE!!! BALLAD!!!

[partywithponies]

Eurovision: *exists*

Every vampire in Europe: oh hell yes finally my time to shine without drawing attention to myself

[thekeyofmemories]

‘So, what are your future plans?’