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Minneapolis Edition

[mcavoy]

There’s literally a tweet for everything.

[nateforyou]

what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?

[nateforyou]

* takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes *

[nateforyou]

* eats the paper at the end of the session *

[theguilteaparty]

This is why you’re in therapy.

[stardusted]

[jehovahhthickness]

[pi-la]

[ohsnapcrackle-blog]

[freakinindigo]

[deejay]

you can get the shirt HERE!

[styro-sometimes]

[ka-te-fe-ar-deactivated20180905]

And before anyone makes any 4/20 weed comments, the date is the anniversary of the Columbine massacre. 

[cwote]

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via rudy_mustang)

[neutralbacteria]

[stevesfriend]

i always wanted to find you waldo

but not like this

not like this

[yesterdaysprint]

Green Bay Press-Gazette, Wisconsin, December 19, 1946

[yesterdaysprint]

Green Bay Press-Gazette, Wisconsin, December 19, 1946

[ottermatopoeia]

Bernard casually creating the original This is Fine meme

[welcometoyouredoom]

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

three hours into a road trip when you hit an infinite stretch of farmland is where you find real power and real insignificance simultaneously

[hotsoccergirl1234]

Some of y'all have no concept of what living in the Midwest is like huh

[durbikins]

yes and I am grateful for that everyday

[lumpydyke]

i cant stop thinking about Scouts Ham Costume ™ from to kill a mocking bird……

she did that