a fan of forgotten things

bri // 25yo // i regret to inform you i am a fan of edbella 

[edwardsshinyvulva]

i guess i'll just pin my links cus i can't figure out how to add links to my blog on mobile lol

my soundcloud (have no fear i am not a rapper)

my ao3:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[pukicho]

Gamers will see water and be like "I am physically incapable of digesting this"

[trashratofgarbagehill]

You’re really stuck up on this “gamers don’t drink anything” idea huh

[pukicho]

Gamers have cold blood and live in the sand

[spiced-wine-fic]

[edwardsshinyvulva]

dora voice: can YOU spot the corpse in this photo?

*blinks at the camera*

That's right! It's here, on the cover of this book titled HUMAN COMBUSTION! Great job!

[edwardsshinyvulva]

so a gunch, a test of patience, and a seraphim walk into a cookie tin

[edwardsshinyvulva]

so stupidly proud of the vibes curated here today in my silly christmas corner

[quezify]

Local Surgeon Baffled, Patient's Family "No Longer Keeps In Touch"

[dune-sietchposting]

[jv]

I will miss you if they finally realize about you, Tumblr the website and app Twitter account. You shined bright, you magnificent being.

[jv]

And some of you may not have heard this peak of human culture, but... just after Twitter purchase by Elon Musk got confirmed, a bunch of (serious) journalist put together a Twitter Space (a live audio streaming where any of the attendees can ask to participate) about what was going to happen next, and ... @tumblr joined. And... they invited tumblr to speak. I can't describe how much joy this moment brought me and how fucking proud made me of being part of our little entropy generator here:

Visit Original Link

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

canon Tumblr voice

[thenewborndeity]

I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT MY EXPECTATIOBS WERE BY FUCKING FAR EXCEEDED

[orb-the-watchman]

The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack

[paintedpig]

[moki-dokie]

It's about to hit us here in Oklahoma and the rest of the southern states that are not used to this level of cold.

Please take this seriously if you live somewhere this is going to impact significantly.

I just sincerely hope texas' power grid doesn't fail them again.

but at least a small blessing is that this isn't bringing much precipitation with it and the worst of it will be the wind.

Anyway. Stay inside, wear layers, and bundle up. Get your cold weather shit prepped now if you haven't yet.

[sztefa001]

0.0?!

[asingularcanadian]

This is "if you go outside you will have frostbite in minutes" type cold, this is "your car may not start up" type cold, this is "your schoolboard should be advising you not to send your kids to school by foot" type cold, i live in Ontario and I've only ever seen it get to -44C here.

If you are in this swath of area and have never experienced this type of cold before please take whatever precautions you can. in extreme circumstances like this the best way to do that is to isolate activity to one or 2 rooms of the house that have as few outward facing windows as possible, make sure you wear lots of layers and even insulate those layers by putting wadded up paper between them, keep your extremities covered, keep your face covered, if you have blankets or pillows to spare and non-carpet flooring lay those out to help insulate the room, you can hang bath towels in front of any windows to help absorb the cold. Please limit going out to as little as possible, and if you have to make sure anything that can be covered is indeed covered, if you have to wear denim please layer something underneath it, wear ur heaviest fabrics, double up on socks and gloves if you need to, if you can get thermal underwear you can always layer those. When in highschool and had to wait at the buss I would often microwave some potatoes or perogis and keep them in my pockets to warm my hands as I waited for the bus. Keep extra blankets and candles and clothes in ur car. For whatever reason if you get wet and you're outside, please find somewhere to get inside while you dry. If you live in an area that's getting this and you don't have winter clothes like scarves or mitts take whatever thick insulating cloth you can find and use that instead. it might not be comfortable but it will be better than frostbite, I promise.

This is the type of cold that also comes in insanely dry so if you are prone to nosebleeds this will be a problem. Make sure you have moisturizer for ur hands and lip balm so you don't end up cracked and bleeding on top of freezing, its a shit combo.

[wastelesscrafts]

I know this isn't a 100% on theme for this blog, but please take care!

People have been so kind as to add more advice on how to deal with this type of cold in the notes of this post, so don't forget to check those too.

[dolcemania]

[assiraphales]

romantic comedy where a modern couple is on a date except little do they know they’ve spent their last 30 reincarnations as mortal enemies who have spent centuries despising, betraying, and murdering each other 

[justsomeguycore]

2023

LOCATE THE WHIMSY

IF NONE, CREATE THE WHIMSY

MAINTAIN THE WHIMSY

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[ironbullsmissingeye]

Getting a new porn bot everyday like it’s an advent calendar

[ants-personal]

i honestly dont know which is funnier picturing elon opening his own photoshop to create these shitty ass memes crying about his 8 dollar subscription. Or him crying calling some poor editor and telling them which meme he needs cause these people don't wanna pay for a thing they already have for free.