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they/them | 20s | miscellaneous side blog to @pl4yingpossum

[oilpalette]

Glamour Cat, 2026 by Brazilian artist Daniel Arthur

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[roaldamundsen]

I hate autoplay what do you mean I've been listening to god in my sleep

[ortut]

Yuri Z - Mermod, 2020 (Oil Painting on Microchip)

[omgthatdress]

[detournementsmineurs]

Fan, 1895-1905.

[yaoinurse]

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[anik]

i love this guy

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

from like 9 to 12 i would try to fall asleep by ‘making’ a new seinfeld episode in my head. i would open with a jerry seinfeld standup bit that was almost nonsense (its not like i can write standup like he can at 10 years old) and then it would be jerry and george arguing about a girlfriend i made up with some kind of pointless issue (”she wears bigger pants than me, jerry! everyones gonna know, who wears the pants!”) and then kramer would walk in. by that time id be almost out

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

I should also say i was ‘typing’ out the dialogue with my hands as if they were on a keyboard, but my hands were across my chest like a vampire

[dragon-png]

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

[animalavalanche]

>A sheep died in a bog. The top of the sheep’s back was not submerged and rotted away. The submerged parts remained perfectly preserved.

[skopostheorie]

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[the-meest-me-ill-ever-be]

Mister Spuck! On my dash! Impossible!

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim