Fish Guy

Andrew - 18+ - art acc @athsi0 - INFJ

[real-horse-facts]

horses are filled with autism do you understand me

[spidergirl-fibula]

thin veil today isnt it

[oneheadtoanother]

[muttonsnacks]

More places need just like. live bug habitats/exhibits. Why arent we showing kids going to zoos how cool bugs are.

[puppygirldick]

Viktor Lyapkalo Artwork: 'Blowing bubbles' & 'Evening' Painted 9 years apart.

Same woman

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Yooo I went and looked up the Artist responsible for these masterpieces and holy shit did this guy love Big Women:

[nudity under the cut]

A man of excellent taste, I dare say!

[bartlebyarea2]

Guy who's only played wizard101: Getting a lot of wizard101 vibes from this

[bartlebyarea2]

Not to bring this back but this is me every time I see the phrase "doom and gloom" btw

[dawn-eyes]

Me seeing someone throw up for the first time: Omg just like a blood bat in Wizard101

[sajdd]

can we talk about the fact that grace & rocky (platonically or romantically) are literally the epitome of "loved to the point of invention" i feel sick whenever i think about them. inventing ways to communicate. inventing ways to live together. inventing ways to save the planet. inventing ways to save each other. inventing ways to almost touch. inventing ways to send each other home. it never ends. they love each other so fucking much i feel like throwing up

[wizardpostsdotorg]

objective: receive night guard from the dentist

bonus objectives:

-make the hygenist say boy youre funny

-dont throw up

-dont throw up

-dont be autistic about the bright lights and sound

-ask for new toothbrush

-DONT throw up

[raviolireptile]

Aging Gracefully

[animentality]

[grocki]

Living with a mammal must be so LOUD for rocky. all that blood rushing, all those joints creaking, muscle fibers contracting, intestines groaning and swooshing, synovial fluid popping. the slick swivel of eyeballs every single time grace moves his eyes. the whumbump of his heart, constant. how fine is rocky’s hearing? can he hear the click of grace’s glottis opening before he speaks? can rocky hear the crackle of his alveoli exchanging gas? maybe, he thinks, if he listens closely enough he can hear the electrical impulses of grace’s grey matter as he dreams :)

[jewfrogs]

the change from AD to CE feels really emblematic of how surface-level and meaningless the supposed secularization of the western world is

[jewfrogs]

Common Era is definitely preferable over Anno Domini, if only because christ is no lord of mine, but it’s only less christianocentric in that it doesn’t overtly make reference to christ in its title. the benchmark is still the same. you’re still measuring when the common era began using the (supposed) birth of christ, separating history into “the period before jesus” and “the period after jesus”. this conception of history is no less defined by christianity than it was before, except that now it’s easier to ignore because you’ve draped it in a “secular”, “modern” veneer and done nothing to actually unpack the ways in which western society intrinsically centers christianity.

[iamemeraldfox]

Okay now I need a point in history that could be a benchmark to start counting the years from, and would be a common point for most of the world

What year would it be today?

[sarah-ankh]

UTC

Coordinated Universal Time.

The system by which every computer in existence now keeps count of the passing seconds.

And I mean that literally. To a computer system "now" is a number that represents the total number ov seconds that have passed since midnight on the 1st of January, 1960.

1960/01/01 00:00:01 is literally the beginning of time as far as a computer is concerned.

This would be the year 66UTC

[telewrenevision]

I like this idea but if we changed it now then next year would be the year 67 which would make a lot of people angry

[petulantpony]

please stop forgetting that sink dog canonically has a soap dispensing vagina like the original artist who made her up drew her with one she is not a sexless icon she is and has been fetish material the whole time and that does not take away from her value or charm

[petulantpony]

let’s wax poetic about the themes of something we made up due to our lack of knowledge about someone else’s art

[petulantpony]

i’m struggling to find the original upload but i know it exists and i’m not crazy. SHES PORN AND THATS PART OF WHAT MAKES HER GOOD.

[petulantpony]

the only sinkdog fanart that “gets it” is the one where they pour hot oil in her and think “i looooove renting”

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[moral-autism]

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

[aksemmi]

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

[yaldabaothadeez]

"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"

"because of The Curse?"

"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"

[hoot-alex]

Backyard Sounds from 2022

[fantasmadelaciudad]

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

[fantasmadelaciudad]

like this shouldnt be possible.

[sillyspekter]

Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts

Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up

[injuries-in-dust]

Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.