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obsessed with unedited screenshots of chat noir

[internetskiff]

the song lyrics to both the Portal ending songs being formatted like emails cracks me up to an unreasonable degree because imagine like.. Chell, months after finally leaving Aperture for good, settles down in an abandoned little house in a dead suburban neighborhood. After managing to get some electricity going, she discovers that the house actually has an intact, functioning computer. Immediately after booting it up and opening the mail, she discovers that her definitely-not-over-it supercomputer tormentor has already managed to internet-stalk her and discover the email address she is currently using and is in the middle of flooding her inbox with shit like: "<[email protected]> STILL ALIVE BTW - This was a triumph..." "<[email protected]> DON'T COME BACK - Well here we are again..." "<[email protected]> I MET BATMAN I DON'T NEED YOU - Funny story I forgot how..." "<[email protected]> I WAS ALWAYS FOND OF YOU - You were in my dreams... " "<[email protected]> RE: I WAS ALWAYS FOND OF YOU - DON'T TRY TO OPEN THAT ONE I CAN'T DELETE..."

[tvlandofficiall]

you ever heard of this thing called music?

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

headphones aren't enough i need to eat the song

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[my-dailydreams]

[funny-tik-toks]

[my-dailydreams]

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[papasmoke]

a second bumblebee has hit the twin flowers

[my-dailydreams]

[transsexualism-archive]

[not-freyja]

Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:

Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need

The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to

You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking

No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)

Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.

Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!

Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.

This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

I think the harm of denying people the right to control their own bodies is so, so much worse than the risk of people regretting the decisions they make. Regretting something you decided to do is a much healthier pain than the pain of regretting that you didn't get to have a choice.

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[dailycatsblog]