Hello! I am Egg!!!

I am just a little egg having a time

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[blackjame]

[annabelle--cane]

hi guys. I'm evil.

[wizardarchetypes]

hmmm i’m gonna make longform posts about you where i project nuance onto your actions

[annabelle--cane]

nooo my evil qwailties

[theehorsepusssy]

[hustlerose]

spent all morning looking for the pic where someone is doing an absurdly bad job at the forced perspective "i'm holding the setting sun in my hand" shot. and the caption is smth like "a new day begins.... but why?"

like this

[somekindamutt]

I have this ?

[oblivionloading]

The Trusty Argonian Blade

Volume I, Part II Lifts-Her-Flail: At least this bounty was worth it. Now I can buy some decent rations and a new shield. Guard: Ma’am, did you injure the butcher’s face? Lifts-Her-Flail: Yes, I did. He was making poor-quality romantic advances toward me. Guard: That’s fair. He is a Dingus. Lifts-Her-Flail: Pardon? Guard: Of the Cheydinal Dinguses. It’s legal to injure their faces when they make poor-quality romantic advances. Lifts-Her-Flail: Are there any other unique laws I should know about? Guard: If anyone offers you a “girthy sausage”, you can put fifty gallons of hornets in their pants. Lifts-Her-Flail: … This town is odd.

Guard: Our count is a madman.

End of Volume I Part II

[ctc-alt]

Koishi goes on dragons den with her fun new idea!!! She is going to be rich and also famous

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[pending-trans-action-2]

[hxgrl]

This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

article link

[theinstagrahame]

This is peak game design

[ofashandcog]

Dont leave this in the tags, prev

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

no way in hell

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

hey stop being funnier than me on my own post

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[captain-price-returns]

[antigeneticsociety]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Ohhhh caesar zeppeli you done this again to my wine glasses

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[andi-tiucs]

My entry for the FFXIV EU Fanfest Fan Contest

I have been selected as a finalist with this illustration aahhhhh

you can vote here for your favourite entries here