egoat

buy egoat now. icon by liketheinferno2

[egoat]

nsfw is @horngoat btw

[dragongirlsweetie]

i wonder what this bubbly pink potion with a venus symbol on it does*drinks it immediately*

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[bluebell-showers]

my nefarious cute girl vision....

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Goblin Bombardment

There’s always a waiting list to join the Goblin Bombadeers—the retirement benefits are amazing!

Artist: Phil Foglio TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[yorucherry]

cant you hear it

[psicheanima]

There’s no place like home

[winonaparadise]

I love having an autistic shawty stim on my shit and Im no longer afraid to die

[maudgone]

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[clemicillin]

getting dick from the olive garden waitress and she's putting it in little by little like "say when"

[progestrogenized]

i break a sweat and i'm clenching the bedsheets and moaning and my breath is shaky and I'm saying when when when but for some reason she's not stopping. just like at Olive Garden

[arthropodclaspers]

[aqwult]

[charl0ttan]

anyone ever noticed this? girl in game

[julia-miraclerat]

Youre just crushbait to make me love you

[prokopetz]

Bocchi the Rock! fangame that opens with Kikuri Hiroi waking up alone and apocalyptically hung over in a trashed hotel suite with no memory of the preceding 72 hours. There are at least three separate ways to game over without ever leaving the starting room, one of which involves trying to retrieve your bra from the ceiling fan, flubbing the skill check, and dying instantly.

[clockworkvulpine]

respectable

tags via: @boccher

[monster-bugs]