Clever Ain't Wise

Eirene29. HP and MCU fanfiction author. A03 writer. Master list pinned. .

[eirene29]

Harry Potter fanfic Master List

Here is the ‘Master List’ for my fan fictions. It’s not much of a master list because I only have two for now lol  But I’m open for prompts and requests!

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A Time For Wolves

[WIP] [Chap 3/?] [Rated T] [AU] [Remus Lupin] [Sirius Black][Harry Potter] [Original Characters]

Summary - The only thing Rhea Lupin has is her family. Growing up with a single werewolf for a dad, her immature godfather and her two best friends, makes her family different but it's home. Suddenly Rhea and Leo Black are sent in a world where they were never born, family members become strangers and a different Harry Potter needs help to destroy the Dark Lord.

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Harry/Hermione -

Common Ground

[Drabble] [Complete] [Rated T] [Alternate Scene] [Canon divergence] [Innocent Harmony]

Summary - 

What if Harry had followed Hermione after she overheard Ron's insult and ran away crying in first year?

Inspired by HMS - Harmony Two Hundred Word Drabble prompt on Discord

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[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[breakfastteatime]

*writing 5k of lead in to get to the original idea that kickstarted this fanfic*

[neyafromfrance95]

i hate the fact that sylvie is so underappreciated and underhyped.

she is everything a fandom loves, minus the fact that she isn't a cis man.

she is canonically queer.

has traveled all around the multiverse.

her glorious purpose is defeating the fascist organization.

she is radical. she believes that a rotten system needs to be burned down, not rebranded.

she has complex, intriguing dynamic with other characters. hwr? her archnemesis who wanted her to continue his legacy. loki? her variant who is obsessed with her. the tva? has been stalking her since she was 11.

everything about her is punk. her personality, her appearance, everything.

she isn't "softened" or "feminized" in order to appeal to the male audiences, or any audiences for that matter. she is unapologetically feral and bratty.

she has trauma, issues and flaws that are explainable by her backstory - her childishness, for example, can be explained by the fact that she never got to properly grow up through socialization.

she inspired loki, the biggest mcu antihero, to change for the better.

like, people here will say that they want three-dimensional, angry female characters but when they actually get her, they complain about her being too rude instead of platonically sucking their fave male character's dick.

[atrxides]

Loki running to Sylvie

Bonus: Loki running after Brad for Sylvie

[marv-el-spot]

Loki and Sylvie finally reunite.

✦ GIFTOBER 2023 (+ @mcuchallenge) | Day 14/31: Reunion.

[april]

cats will be like "mreep" and every human in the vicinity will be like yes maam youre so right you know everything we love you

[rosasappho]

[evilsanlang]

[luulapants]

The fact that Twitter allows porn but not public death threats and tumblr allows public death threats but not porn is objectively funny and the fact that a large portion of us chose the latter over the former is objectively funnier

[assiraphales]

filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

[assiraphales]

‘this doesn’t make sense’ so?????

[zoanzon]

important edition

[loathsome-cowboy]

the Kraken’s out for blood (art by @lydsirabella on IG)

[mentally-dating-rosa-diaz]

Måneskin's Italian songs: beautifully written lyrics with gorgeous meanings and sounds in both Italian and English. Amazing melodies and overall absolutely some of the most beautiful songs you've ever heard.

Måneskin's English songs: I'm kinky and horny. Wanna fuck?

[fesweetpea]

I’m a knitter. I sometimes knit socks.

I have recently got back into doing some writing. This writing has been multi-chaptered.

So, here is a trick I am going to share that I learned from knitting socks. There is a thing called “second sock syndrome” which is when you finish one sock but can’t seem to get around to starting the second. So, when I finish a sock I IMMEDIATELY cast on the second sock and just knit a few rows.

So, when you finish that chapter, IMMEDIATELY just write one sentence of the next chapter. Trust me.

[author-a-holmes]

I have, and do, do this!

Not even, always, the end of a chapter. If I reach a place where there should be a scene break, I write the next few sentences so I have a launching off point the next time I sit down to write.

It helps me *so much!*

[atlasscrumpit]

Marc really said "nope I don't want eternal peace if Steven ain't here"

[mandofury]

Marc: Moon looks gorgeous, doesn’t it?

Jake: *looking at Marc* Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Marc and Jake in unison: *sighs* Steven

[freedominthedarkmp3]

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

[pastelpinkcheeks]

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

[ex-evil-genius-deactivated20220]

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

[theriversdaughter]

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

[1stsana]

I love the world

[hellneedsaruler]

Fanfic is the peak human experience out there . Everyday a different stranger tells me a bed time story about two fictional men we’re both obsessed with