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thinking about stormlight and thinking about silly crossovers and
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
help, i think i became a Shallan/Kaladin shipper overnight, and i usually don't get into shipping much at all :O
Friend Attempting To Provide Comfort Has No Clue What The Fuck Sheâs Talking About
raise your hand if you've been on both sides of this interaction at one time or another
'little victories' by hanecdote
I have already done all these things today, yay! :D
Twitch Plays Pokemon is the wildest thing I have ever watched and I frankly canât stop.
If youâve been living under a rock (or youâre just not up on Pokemon news, that could be a thing, in which case, your life must be so very sad), thereâs a Twitch chat room with far too many people in it undergoing what the creator refers to as a âsocial experiment.â Each person in the chat submits a command they want the player to do and, with a 20-30 second delay, the Pokemon Trainer does the command.
Itâs made it the most frustrating game of Pokemon ever played but also the best. Because theyâve been playing for five days straight, have four badges, and have somehow maneuvered two cave mazes.
Due to the delay and trolls, we have often found our poor trainer opening his menu, checking his bag, and looking to the Helix Fossil he acquired in Mount Moon.Â
Which of course, does nothing.
But in the middle of a Pokemon battle, better open my bag and check on the Helix Fossil.
About to cut down a tree. Better open my bag and check on the Helix Fossil.
Iâm trying to enter this cave. Gosh, I need to make sure I havenât dropped my Helix Fossil.
The people in the chat room have come to the conclusion that the Helix Fossil is an artifact of the Pokemon Trainerâs religion and that his ultimate goal is to resurrect Omanyte from the fossil.
Oh yes, theyâve brought religion into the game.
Even to the point where, when players in the chat were discussing that they needed a Pokemon to learn Surf, some had said âLetâs just wait until we get a Lapras later in the game. That just gets handed to us and will be much easier to do and we wonât run the risk of needing to deposit anybody in the PC and accidentally releasing anybody.â (Weâve already accidentally released our starter, so our current strongest Pokemon is a Pidgeot we call Based Pidgeot or Bird Jesus)Â
Others said âLetâs pick up the Eevee from Celadon Town! Weâll go to the Department Store, buy a Water Stone, and get a Vaporeon! It will be much better.â
We wasted all of our money on 8 Poke Dolls and an accidentally purchased Fire Stone.
Flareon has been called a heretic in this game.
Flareon is literally Satan to these players.
You werenât there for the Celadon Department Store, okay. We got lost in there for one whole day and I watched it happen. It was awful. The work we put into getting this dumbass Flareon was awful.
So, we had to deposit Flareon in the PC because he was utterly useless. Which was when we accidentally released our Charmeleon.
The players determined this was simply what the Helix Fossil wanted and we had to trust in our Bird Jesus and never follow false gods again. Just let Lapras happen. Trust in the Helix Fossil.
Now, the players had been stuck in Rocket Hideout on those damn moving arrows for exactly two days. So the creator instated a chatroom based vote where you could decide on anarchyâthe way we had been playing the whole time with individual players participating in a free-for-allâor democracy.
If 75% of the players had agreed on one form of governing, that was the system we were currently using in chat.
Democracy involves each player submitting a command and the game tallying to see which action is voted for most and popular vote wins.
This game has user-inserted religion and now creator inserted government.
The players spend so much time arguing over which form of government to use that we often get nowhere.
This is the weirdest virtual reality based Japanese RPG I have ever seen.
I have no idea what kind of social experiment the person who created this chat room is trying to doâthey wish to remain anonymousâbut this is positively delicious mayhem and I may never see this many people excited about a game made in 1996 again.
it took hours to teach cut so that we could get into lt. surge's gym and when it finally happened the sense of triumph and accomplishment was overwhelming :")
surface tension is a physical invisible object.
NO STOP OW
Big boobs are a blessing for most, but they also have their downsides. Here are some of the things Pam Anderson and other pillow chested women struggle doing.
damn i was never aware of the struggle. #9 seems like such a pain.
I wouldnât be able to put up with any of these tbh
Number 11
Welcome to my life
This makes me feel a little better about having little boobs.
Interesting, and unfortunate for those that have to deal with these things.
Weird, I canât seem to get beyond 8 without ending up in random websites but apparently thereâs more than 8. Oh well.
#2Â Hugging Short People Can Be Awkward
^ahaha, this happens between one of my friends and i (she is the big-boob-haver and I am the shorty) and we both think it's hilarious.
But yeah with other people it is mostly just awkward
Um. UM. UUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM ::explodes from desire::
I want to take all these rooms and put them in that house and make it my dream home
this is basically porn
why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like iâm a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn
my hand slipped.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS
now i want art where shy tiny tea book girl and introverted buff flannel outdoorsy man have mutual crushes on each other
[There is a] general principle of internet language these days that the more overwhelmed with emotions you are, the less sensical your sentence structure gets, which Iâve described elsewhere as âstylized verbal incoherence mirroring emotional incoherenceâ and which leads us to expressions like âfeels,â âI canât even/Iâve lost the ability to can,â and âbecause reasons.â Contrast this with first-generation internet language, demonstrated by LOLcat or 1337speak, and in general characterized by abbreviations containing numbers and single letters, often in caps (C U L8R), smilies containing noses, and words containing deliberate misspellings. Weâve now moved on: broadly speaking, second-generation internet language plays with grammar instead of spelling. If youâre a doomsayer, the innovative syntax is one more thing to throw up your hands about, but compared to a decade or two ago, the spelling has gotten shockingly conventional. In this sense, doge really is the next generation of LOLcat, in terms of a pet-based snapshot of a certain era in internet language. Weâve kept the idea that animals speak like an exaggerated version of an internet-savvy human, but as our definitions of what it means to be a human on the internet have changed, so too have the voices that we give our animals. Wow.
A Linguist Explains the Grammar of Doge. Wow.
This is my favourite part, if I do say so myself. See also the summary doge macro.
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BECAUSE YOU COULD BE TRAMPLED BY WILDEBEESTS TOMORROW
I laughed so fucking hard
it was just too unexpected
i only saw the pic and i'm all awwwwww
and then
bwahahahahaha *gasp, wheeze*
bless artists and record labels which put music on youtube or soundcloud or something officially
-someone who has been trying to check out some new albums but can't find legit streams of even ONE TRACK anywhere
Hands down one of the best pages on the internet
http://readabookson.tumblr.com/
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sobbing yes thank you christmas came early.
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Woo!!!!!!
iantheslibrary.tumblr.com is a good place too!
I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay
weird itâs like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew
If youâve never personally experienced an at-risk youth camp, imagine Taken if Liam Neeson was the kidnapper.
6 Shocking Realities of the Secret âTroubled Teen Industryâ
#6. Your Parents Can Hire People to Take You Away
One night in August 2004, I awoke to a man and a woman in my room whom I had never seen before telling me that they were âescortsâ and we were going to a place called âwilderness.â I was not allowed to bring any belongings or tell anyone where I was going. I didnât know what âescortsâ and âwildernessâ were, and I was terrified. ⊠The escorts drove me to an airport where the three of us got on a plane to Boise, Idaho. I didnât try to run, and running wouldnât have done me much good: Kids who resist have been pepper-sprayed and hog-tied.
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my abusive ex-roommate spent nearly the entirety of her teen years at one of these facilities, in Utah (it was run by Mormons actually), and Iâm 100% convinced that place is what turned her into an abuser. she would tell us about the psychological torture they pulled on her in that place, and none of us connected the dots at the time to the abuse she subjected us to. even when the âtechniquesâ used on her were exactly what she did to us. hindsight is wild sometimes. part of my ongoing recovery was doing research into that industry, and the stuff I found out made my skin crawl. itâs worse even than this article talks about.
those places need to be shut down. even perfectly healthy kids going into them come out fucked up. itâs nothing short of legally sanctioned child abuse.
Oh god. Just reading this induces throat-tightening, clenched fist rage.
When I was 15 I got a panicked, teary call from one of my best friends about her parents sending her to "boarding school."
I didn't see her again for almost two years. I can really only begin to imagine what she went through. Thankfully she's doing pretty well these days.
Fuck, just... fuck. I will never forgive her parents. They probably still believe it was good for her. Just like the article says, they probably think her current success and happiness is BECAUSE of that horrible "school" and not IN SPITE of it. Just... fuck.