[helloitsbees]

[aidashakur]

when I tell y’all I DIED

[waluigiology]

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

[serinos-kitt]

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

[sleepysaplingz]

holy fuck.

[dutchster]

*tells friend about my laser eye surgery* “does it hurt bad?” hm why don’t you tell me? *removes sunglasses* *lasers shoot out of eyes* *obliterates friend with laser eyes*

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo

[just-shower-thoughts]

For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were drunk or sleeping. Then, we got rid of the horse.

[the-dog-in-you]

See you soon, space cowboy

[aaliyahbreaux]

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

[pandragolot-deactivated20160710]

SOMEONE SAID IT

[trappeds0ull-deactivated2020072]

Reblogging again because it’s the truth.

[cat-memes-only]

Cat logic

[simsvip]

[sweetdevil-sims]

Never thought I’d see the last one again, but by God, it happened in my game a few nights back 😅

[babyanimalgifs]

He’s a “If I fits, I sits” hall of famer

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I WILL FITS”

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting dark”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[anostalgicnerd]

[jamaicanricosuavee]

Iconic

[cafeteriafraiche]

Best artist of our generation

[ibadbitch]

He made it look so easy

[90sdefect]

Picasso who?

[roguesgambits-deactivated202306]

the ones that didn’t make it back home - justin moore

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

[viciere]

ok but did he deliver

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

of course 

[thepsychoticfuckingbiotic]

OH MY GOD

[jnwiedle]

bad girls bad girls best girls!